Leo: "Hi this is Leo here to give you the latest HoO Cat News Report! According to sources Piper just got beat up by a skunk! Here's Jason for more."
Jason: "Thanks Leo, I'm here with Piper for an exclusive interview to find out exactly what happened to get you beaten up by that skunk?
Piper: "For the last time! That skunk didn't beat me up, it just sprayed me with its butt!!"
Jason: "Whatever, moving on... Pipes what do you say to reports that we're all not allowed on the back porch of the Big House, (because of the skunks)... So you shouldn't have been out there in the first place!!"
Piper: "Well Sparky, I say rules are made to be broken!!"
Jason:"Yeah well now your sitting in a tub of tomato soup!"
Piper:"It's tomato juice not tomato soup!!"
Jason:"No one knows the difference!! "
Annabeth:" I know the difference!! "
Leo:"This is HoO Cat News signing off, till next time."
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HoO Cat News (Crossover AU)
FanfictionHeroes of Olympus and Breaking Cat News Crossover. Basically the seven, Reyna, & Nico as feline reporters who are here to tell you about all the news at CHB that matters to cats... from birds as weather to planted jerks, these feline reports are rea...