Heroes of Olympus and Breaking Cat News Crossover. Basically the seven, Reyna, & Nico as feline reporters who are here to tell you about all the news at CHB that matters to cats... from birds as weather to planted jerks, these feline reports are rea...
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Percy: The People went out and bought us expensive cat food. Well, Ms. Sally did. Chiron would probably be happy to feed us SpaghettiOs. *whispers* Because HE loves us.
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Leo: Percy, I'm standing with a can of something called "lobster and quinoa with garden greens". Is quinoa French for "bacon"?
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Annabeth:*Standing next to a picture of a lobster* I wouldn't eat this thing if it crawled across the ceiling and I caught it and let it go 5-6 times.
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Percy: Why is it so orange?
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Leo: Is quinoa french for "traffic cone"?
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Annabeth: Here's what we know.
The Facts:
• Quinoa is a Spanish word meaning " fancy".
• Greens make us puke.
• Lobsters are tiny sea monsters.
• You can't eat a garden.
• The price of any cat item directly correlates to the unlikeliness of a cat to use that item.
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Sally: What's wrong, guys? *Percy shrugs* *Leo sighs* This is the good stuff! It's a special treat!
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