Percy: The People dressed Nico up like a lamp.
Nico: WHAT!!
Percy: *Laughing* LIGHTEN UP NICO!
Jason: Sources say Nico has been over-grooming.
Percy: Get it? "Lighten" up?
Nico: So I like to be clean... Is that a crime?
Percy: *Talking to a lamp* Nico, do you worry about looking ridiculous? Oh! Pardon me, sir! I thought you were someone else! *Nico pounces on top of Percy too attack him but the cone on his gets in the way* NICO! NICO!! STOP! IT TICKLES—
Jason: *With an Elvis style fur-do* Is this over-grooming?
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HoO Cat News (Crossover AU)
FanfictionHeroes of Olympus and Breaking Cat News Crossover. Basically the seven, Reyna, & Nico as feline reporters who are here to tell you about all the news at CHB that matters to cats... from birds as weather to planted jerks, these feline reports are rea...