Suggested by @Masho28
If I ever met Harry Styles:
Harry: Hello love!
Me: Hi! I just wanted to ask you if my shoes match my eyes?
Harry: *looks from my shoes up to my eyes*
Me: *grins*
Harry: .....
Me: You just checked me out.
YOU ARE READING
One Direction Jokes and Randomness 4
RandomThe fourth book in the One Direction Jokes and Randomness series •credit to whoever wrote these•
