Zayn: You should come chill on bus one tonight, we got Iron Man 3.
Harry: Are you guys going to be smoking?
Zayn: I don't know...we don't have to....why?
Harry: It's not good for the baby to be around that.
Zayn: *suddenly realizes Harry is holding a child*....whose baby is that?
Harry: *flees*
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One Direction Jokes and Randomness 4
RandomThe fourth book in the One Direction Jokes and Randomness series •credit to whoever wrote these•
