Bae: Let's cuddle in your bed
Me: No We can't.
Bae: Oh come on *pouty face* why not?
Me: I have One Direction sheets and I will not let your fuckboy germs touch my children. Hit the pedal heavy metal and get out of my house.
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One Direction Jokes and Randomness 4
RandomThe fourth book in the One Direction Jokes and Randomness series •credit to whoever wrote these•
