Alya_The_Fox: Hey Marinette-
Mari_The_Macaroon: Nope. Already had enough pranks on me done today
Alya_The_Fox: I was just going to say that your socks don't match
Mari_The_Macaroon: Oh! Wait-
Alya_The_Fox: Ha! Got you! April fools
Mari_The_Macaroon: 🙄
Nino_The_Ninga_Turtle: Hey, why does it say gullible on the ceiling?
Alya_The_Fox: Ha ha Nino
Queen_Of_Paris: We're not dumb enough to fall for that
Adrien_The_Crossiant: Hey, look, it really does! Who do you think put that there?
Nino_The_Ninga_Turtle: I-
Alya_the_fox: Wow. Okay, fine you got me. But not as good as I got you!
Mari_the_macaroon: What did you do?
Alya_The_Fox: He he he, well, many things. I put playing cards on his fan so when he turns it on, whoosh! All over the place!
Nino_the_ninga_turtle: Yeah, some even landed in the toilet
Queen_Of_Paris: Gross
Alya_the_fox: And then I put a fake egg in the egg carton for his breakfast, and then I stuffed toilet paper down his shoes so they wouldn't fit properly, and then I-
Mari_the_macaroon: Woah, Alya we get it.
Adrien_The_Crossiant: Man you got Nino good.
Alya_the_fox: Oh, but you have to hear about the best one I did:
Nino_the_ninga_Turtle: -sighs-
Alya_the_fox: I put this down his hallway:

Mari_the_macaroon: Holy chicken
Adrien_the_crossiant: I would scream if that was in my house
Nino_The_ninga_turtle: Oh, I did. I really thought I was being murdered
Queen_Of_Paris: Ha ha ha. That's nothing compared to me, the pranking queen, and what I did to that blue hedgehog
Mari_the_macaroon: Luka?
The_Snake_Musician: Yes?
Queen_Of_Paris: Ah! When did you get here!
The_Snake_Musician: As soon as you said my name. Nice prank, btw
Queen_Of_Paris: !!!! It was supposed to make you angry and irritated you blueberry!!!
Alya_The_Fox: Part three of whatever the heck this weird ship thing going on is 😏
Nino_The_ninga_turtle: #lukloe
Adrien_The_Crossiant: So how did you prank him Chloe
Queen_Of_Paris: I egged his boat house thingie...mwahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!
Mari_the_macaroon: Wow, yeah. I remember when you did that to my place a few years back
Queen_Of_Paris: I've uped my game on you since then Dupain-cheng.
Mari_the_macaroon: What's that supposed to mean?
Queen_Of_Paris: I covered your bakery in icing mwahahahaha!!!!!
Adrien_the_crossiant: ...she hid a fake cockroach in my bathtub once.
The_Snake_Musician: Cruel but sweet
Queen_of_paris: I forgot to mention that I also threw egg shells at him. And I'm about to throw more!
The_Snake_Musician: If you insist. Did you check your mail today?
Queen_Of_Paris: What- wait, when did this box get here
Alya_the_fox: Why don't you open it up?
Mari_the_macaroon
Queen_of_paris: Fine. But because I want to not because you told me so
The_snake_musician: Three...two...one-
Queen_of_paris: AHHHH!!!!!! THERE'S A SPIDER IN HERE!!!!!
The_Snake_Musician: *fake spider*
Mari_the_macaroon: We got ya! Give me five Luka!
Queen_Of_Paris: Oh, this isn't over Dupain-Cheng and whatever your name is weirdo
Mari_the_macaroon: Sorry, but I've got other people to prank Chloe
-later
Adrien_the_crossiant: Who dared prank me?????
Nino_The_ninga_turtle: What'd they do man? Okay, I'm the one who covered your front steps with oil, but I was hoping your old man would fall for that
Adrien_the_crossiant: So I look in the fridge, and see the love of my life
Alya_the_fox: Mari-
-Marinette strangles her
Adrien_the_crossiant: A croissant! A fresh, crispy croissant! And I take a bite and- it-it squeaks. And it's not edible. It was plastic! 😭😭😭
Mari_the_macaroon: I honestly don't know if I should laugh or cry over playing that prank on you Adrien. And it was a dog toy
Adrien_the_crossiant: A dog toy? That's it, I need a dog to get more of these things!
Alya_The_Fox: Wow, I can't believe you mustered up the courage to prank Adrien, Marinette
Mari_the_macaroon: yeah...
-later that night, Marinette is walking in her room when she trips on a banana peel
Cat Noir: Ha ha ha! Got you! April fools!
Mari_the_macaroon: Cat Noir!!!!
Cat Noir: Come on, that one was golden!
Mari_the_macaroon: I'm debating rather or not I should throw this banana in your face.
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Miraculous Texting ~Remastered~
Randomif you haven't read my old miraculous text, well let me just tell you that they were worse than volpina. so don't even try them! but now, I've recreated them to where I hope they're actually good. so enjoy!
