The Plan , A Papyrus X Reader Fanfiction

the plan p1 (introduction)

(This character is not frisk, i dont appreciate nonces)
"=papyrus speaking
'= you speaking

You have been in the undergrounds for many months now , you mostly spent your days attempting to get through this strange situation by continually walking through this world and avoiding as much contact or harm you got constantly from the locals.
Fight after fight after fight constantly pushed your nerves to the end of breaking but your moral code wouldn't allow you to snap.

One "monster" , if you could even call him that , in your opinion was worse than the rest. Unlike the others simply getting in your way for a battle he got in your to simply be annoying. His name apparently was papyrus and you didn't trust him one bit , he constantly stumbled up in his attempt to capture or harm you making you think he was doing it on purpose to eventually let your guard down . His nïeve smile and goofy antics only made you question him more and more .His brothers useless comments about him didnt help much either about the defensive wall you held against him , until one day.

You were walking towards snowdon after dealing with more troublesome locals , this time some weird dogs which where easy enough to deal with. You definitely gained their respect as they were happily spared and passed you generous amounts of gold for your efforts. You trodded through the snow , head empty and restful as you jangled the shiny new gold in your pocket . Oh the things you would buy ... a warm jacket , new socks and most importantly some food. This kept going until you were rudely interrupted by a familiar shout "Human !!" ...
'oh for fucks sake'... "I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME" , you ignored him naturally and kept walking on completely avoiding any possible eye contact... "WAIT UP-HUFF- I CANT RUN THAT FAST-"
'Oh jesus christ he isnt running is he?' , he was. The tall lanky skeleton was running as fast as he could towards you which , due to his hight , was very fast until he caught up and tapped you on the shoulder.
"Ahem human !"...
No response as you mentally took a big breath to get ready to answer another useless puzzle
"HUMAN!" He bellowed again lower while repeatedly tapping your shoulder.
'Ah papyrus, i didnt notice you there."
"Thats perfectly understandable! I have been training on my stealth! As you know im trying to get into the royal gaurd - ahem-" he took an awkward cough and you noted this was not akin to his usual confident self. You gave a wan smile and beckoned him to continue.
"-Ahem-! Well with the case with you... it doesnt seem to be going so well..." he saw you raise your eyebrows sarcastically knocking his confidence down another peg "- well i was wondering if you could help me out with that"
"You see I've tried every single puzzle in every book , in every old rune and my own GREAT imagination ... but nothing has worked. I was wondering if you could give me some-" (he looked embarrassed) "-tips ..."

You began to process this , mr psycho self proclaimed puzzle master ego machine himself was asking YOU for advice . This could easily work into your favour! You began to quickly devise a plan. Step one, give him useless non dangerous puzzles to test you with to boost his ego. step two charm him, no one will harm a friend and as you remember sans saying,  this dude definitely needed one. Step three,  survival . Maybe he could be useful for your protection or escape ? This was all in the best scenario , it could easily go south ... but you had nothing else to do ....

'Very well but on one circumstance-'
"Right im listening..."
'I expect respect in the workplace if im going to help you , i dont want any violence from you or other towards me.I want a clean place to stay so i can plan and create puzzles for you and most importantly- I dont want to be captured by you or attempted to be captured until our training is over .  If im going to be captured i want to be heroic!'
'Hmmm' , the skeletons eyes furrowed in thought ' You drive a hard bargain human but i respect your wishes , i shall agree to your terms as long as you dont try any funny business on me! Unless its a prank , those are okay ..."
You stretched your arm across to him and he shook it in return,
'Deal !'
"Perfect, heres my number and our address" - He passed you a business card with a number , a house address,  some strange user name for what you presumed to be an online chat room and a heavily edited photo of him with large muscles and spaghetti on the back .
What a strange strange monster- this is sure to be one hell of an adventure