TBHK x readers

3am Fast Food (no one x reader)

Okay this was an Idea I got from something so THANKS EVERYONE FOR EXISTING IN LIFE. No love. No dating. Just life. 
Hope you enjoy my special fanfic

Y/n POV

Do you ever have that feeling at three am on a Tuesday where you need to go to eat fast food? 
Hopefully not. But on this particular day at this particular moment, you had the urge to go to McDonalds. Now, urges are usually things that you don't do. But at 3 in the morning, your mind is set to: "We can do anything!! Let's go set a tree on fire!" 

First: No you can't/shouldn't do anything. Second: Don't set the tree on fire. 

But since it was three in the morning, anything was possible. 

Your stomach rumbled, and the first thought that came to mind was: How about we invite our friends and go to eat fast food before it's light outside?

Usually you'd object, but....french fries and chicken nuggets was calling for you. 

You pulled out your phone, dialed Yashiro's number, and waited for her to pick up.

"Y/n-chan?" Yashiro mumbled. "What are you doing?"

"LeT's Go GeT sOmE foOd FaSt." You say. "C'mOn I kNoW tHaT hAnAkO's PrObAbLy ThErE tOo." 

"I-"

"pLeAsE." You whine. 

"Ugh..." You could hear her sigh. "Hanako get up. We're going to go get something to- yes Hanako it's 3 in the morning. *sigh* can you pick us up?" 

If it was 9 am at school, you'd tease her and Hanako, but since it was 3 am....you wanted to let them have it. 

"oKaY." You hung up, doing your best effort to jump out of bed, but fell on your butt. 

Kou and Mitsuba's turn. You dialed in Kou's number.

"HELLO KOU!!!!" You yelled into your phone.

"AGH IT'S ME MITSUBA NOT KOU!" 

"Oops." You smile. "IS KOU THERE TOO!!?!!?"

"No. Why would he-ah you dirty minded perv!" 

"Yep I'm a pervert get over it Mitsuba." You roll your eyes. "do you want to eat food with me and hanako and yashiro?"

"It's 3 in the morning Y/n." 

"You're so lame." 

"HEY don't be a meanie." 

"Don't be lameeeeeee." You stretch out the last word to really emphasize how lame he was. 

"I hate you so much. Can you pick me up?" Mitsuba asked.

"I hate you too. Sure." You hung up, dialing what you thought was Mitsuba's number.

"H-hello? Mitsuba what time is it?" You heard Kou groan. 

"SO YOU ARE DATING I KNEW IT!!!" 

"Holy Shit who's there!?!" Kou exclaimed. 

"Y/n you're the worsttttttttt." You heard Mitsuba sigh. 

"AHAHAHA I WAS RIGHT I'M COMING TO PICK YALL UP NOW." You hung up, crawled off the floor, and did your best to walk straight.

You slid down the stairs on your butt (thank god for carpeted stairs) and slowly got up and grabbed the keys, put your jacket on(inside out XD), and stumbled outside. The air was cold, making your nose and cheeks rosy, but you marched forward. 

You somehow made it all the way to Kou's house without dying, though you might've hit some cars. You knocked on the door. Kou, in his halloween pajama's, opened it. 

"Mhm." he rubbed his eyes. "i'm not putting on my shoes."

"Can you get Mitsuba??" You ask. 

"MITSUBA!!!!" Kou yelled. 

Mitsuba, in HIS halloween pajama's(halloween pajama parade. HPP), looking as tired as Kou, toppled down the stairs. 

"let's gooooo." You do a loop-sided smile. "To Yashiro's house? Hanako's bathroom? I don't know whichhh...."

.  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  . 

You decided to go to Yashiro's house because, you had a feeling that she wasn't going to sleep on a bathroom floor, and burst through the door. You had found some mountain dew in your car, chugged it down, and now you were pretty high. 

"YASHIROOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" You yelled up the stairs. 

"AH HOLY-"

"IT'S ME Y/N-KUN!!!" 

"I KNOW!!" Hanako floated down the stairs, wearing some (sorry folks, but they are) halloween pajamas. 

"Hi hi." You smile. "wHeRe'S yAsHiRo?" 

"She's coming." Hanako rubbed his eyes.

"aRe HeR pAjAmA's AlSo HaLlOwEeNiE tYpErOo?"  

"What?" 

"hErE." You throw a can of mountain dew at him.

"I can't drink this." He snickered and threw it back at you.

"I hAtE yOu." he stuck out his tongue. 

Yashiro walked downstairs, (sadly) wearing polka dot pajamas. 

"Y/n...why did you call us again?"

"tAkE tHiS." You threw a can of fanta at her. 

You filed into the car, unprepared for the last night of your life.

The end