Harry Potter No.2 - My Only Friend

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Suggested by @Rugratsfan101. (umm i don't know how to tag is this right?)

Friendship: Movie! Aunt Marge x Niece! Reader (aka y/n)

Type of oneshot: fluff/crack

Additional stuff: takes place in Prisoner of Azkaban

(Y/N) Dursley was very strange. Despite being Dudley Dursley's sister, Dudley never really accepted her as part of the family, and neither did Petunia or Vernon. Maybe because she didn't look anything like them. Maybe because she stood up for Harry when Dudley bullied him.

Maybe it was because she was a witch.

But now we must journey to her aunt's house, where she was having the time of her life.

First (your name) got to go to a cafe (where she saw two very mysterious individuals) and ordered whatever she wanted. Then she went to the zoo (which was much better than she thought it would be), and finally she and her aunt Marge went home for lunch-baked beans.

As soon as (your name) took a bite, a very loud farting noise came from the opposite end of the table, and as she looked up, Marge was sitting there with a grin on her face.

(Your name) snickered, but at the same time was attempting to eat her meal, but couldn't focus what with all of the farting.

Finally, a louder noise than all of the others came, and as (your name) looked up, Marge was sitting there with an embarrassed look on her face and muttered "Excuse me" under her breath.

(Your name) sat there with an astonished face, and then she burst into laughter. This was the most fun she had had in a very long time. But as she laughed, she didn't notice Dudley, staring through the window with a dry erase board:

"May I come with you?"

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