Haikyuu boyfriend scenarios

11) Them as incorrect quotes

(A/n: i mostly took some that existed before but I just change them a little)

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Tangerine  

Hinata: I MAY BE SHORT, BUT I AM STRONG 

Hinata: *tries to open water bottle*

You: ... do you need help ?

Hinata: *voice cracking* yEs please

Milk King

Kageyama on FaceTime with you: y/n, I told you that I was going to be on a away game for a week.

You: yeAH. And i told i was okay with it. Yknow, like a liar 

Ara ara gomen

You: i bet that if I run to Tsukishima's arms he'll catch me

Noya/Tanaka/Tadashi : all right ! Bet >:3

You: KEIIIIIIIII LOMLLLLL

Tsukishima: no y/n- *catches you and drops water bottle*

Horny Tornado 

You: *eats a literal gummy bear that's 3 Cm tall*

Noya: can I have a slice ?

You: o-o

Noya: :D

You: sUre 

Sugamama

You: TRUST FALL !

Suga: y/n, your at the end of the gym come closer if you wanna trust fall :)

You: trust. Fall *falls*

Suga: Y/N- *sprints his life and catches you*

Demon senpai 

You: Babe, I'm cold

Yaku: ugh y/n *gives you his gloves*, I told you before leaving to take warm clothes *takes off his scarf and puts it on you*. I cant always take care of you you know *puts his coat around you*? Next time think twice before leaving *takes Lev's hat and puts it on your head*"

Hot nerd rooster head 

You: yes I know you told me. And I know that I learned that. But I am a very small being in this universe, I have no money or food, I am very tired and I share one brain cell with Bokuto san. So you can imagine the kind of stress I am under.

Kuroo: y/n,,, it just says "write your name" 

Kyenma

You: *trips over literally nothing*

Kenma: lol that was embarrassing 

[the second you leave the room]

Kenma: *takes diamond pic axe and abuses the air* what is wrong with you ? what have they ever done to you huh ?!

This goofy fella 

(Yall are at a hunted house)

Bokuto (before entering): hehe dont worry y/n! If you're scared, ill protect you ! 

You: well that's good to know

[in the house]

Bokuto: nope I'm not scared.  I am the best and the bests aren't scared of anything. Especially not of the dark.

You: Ko, do you want me to hold your hand ?

Bokuto: *voice cracking* yes please😭

Agaashiiiii

You: hey Kaashi, I know it's tree am but I just thought of something deep...

Akaashi: well what is it ?

You: you can never be backwards in stairs

Akaashi: -_- *reconsiders his life choices*,,, i think you hangout with Bokuto San too much y/n...

The better twin 

You: Samu, you should really stop drinking that much coffee

Osamu: no. Coffee helps with depression. And we don't want depression in this household 

You: bu-

Osamu: more espresso less depresso y/n

Sangwoo

You: you need a hobby apart from volleyball 

Atsumu: but I do have a hobby

You: for fuck sake Tsumu. BEING HOT IS NOT A HOBBY

Dooru

Oikawa: you're late 

You: you're gorgeous 

Oikawa: *blushes*  you're forgiven 

Baki Baki~

Tendou : paradise send dudes

You : you mean nudes?

Tendou : no. Dudes. I'm in a fight and I need man

I had an idea so here is two bonus :

Yamamoto: Yo bro, I need dating advices

Tanaka: doesn't mean I'm dating y/n that I know how I did it city boi

You: babe, what do you want to eat ?

Kenma thinking : the souls of the innocents 

Kenma: a bagel 

Kenma internally: WTF NO THE SOULS OF INNOCENTS

Kenma: two bagels.... *slaps himself while you make tha bagels*