Haikyuu boyfriend scenarios

33) Incorrect quotes pt.2

Hi! Again, most of these aren't mine and I do not know the original owners of the quotes so I cannot tag them. Thank u for understanding 

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Literally shipped with the whole cast dude :

Suga : okay, so I have this box and we're gonna put everything we love in it

Hinata : *raises hand*

Suga : no we are not putting y/n in the box

Hinata : *lowers hand*

I look scary but rll I'm baby dude :

Kageyama : your existence is confusing 

You : wdym?

Kageyama : you annoy me yet I don't want anything bad happening to you 

Idgaf abt y'all's hoes opinion and lives dude :

You : hey Tsuki!

Tsuki internally: there they are. They're here. My favourite person in the whole world, the love of my life. Fuck I just wanna hold them, kiss them, hug them, for the rest of my life-

Tsuki out loud : what the fuck do you want 

Woman are all gorgeous so ima simp for them all dude:

Daichi : Good morning!

Suga : good morning !

Noya : you guys sound like robots. Spice things up a bit! Take y/n for example!

You : *enters the gym* GOOD MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!

I'm a literal angel and my smile could cure depression dude :

Suga : is it really necessary to curse in front of the first years?

You : then what should I say instead of bull-

Suga : shhh say snake instead

You : this is suck snakeshit 

I'm tall and I'll tell you you're short on daily basis dude :

You : I mean, small animals are way more vicious. It's because their anger has less space to be bottled up in.

Yaku : that's ridiculous. Give me one example.

Kuroo : wasps

You : spiders

Lev : Yaku san

I'm short and I'll kick your ass off to Mars if you keep telling me that I'm small dude :

[you and yaku doing ricochet on the lake]

Yaku : aaah~, it's such a beautiful day!

You : take that you fucking lake!

Yes I make little kids cry on Fortnite dude :

Kenma : omg today was so fucking exhausting 

You : you literally did nothing.

Kenma : exactly. Doing nothing is exhausting.

Y'all not ready for this hotness dude :

Kuroo : What's your favorite color?

You : Stop asking stupid, pointless questions. Ask me something logical and mature.

Kuroo : How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulfuric acid at STP?

You : My favorite color is black.

I'm an absolute cutie and deserve all the love and affection the world has to offer or I will cry dude :

Konoha : In the name of the father, son and Holy Ghost-

You : head, shoulders, knees and toes

Konoha : turn up your nose and strike that pose

Bokuto out of nowhere: HEYYYY MACARENA 

I'm perfect dude : 

Akaashi : ok, what do you prefer, breast or thighs?

You : hmm.... personality

Akaashi : : *in line in KFC*

Akaashi : y/n what the fuck-

I want to marry food dude :

You : hey can you do me a favour please?

Osamu : I would literally cover up a murder ya committed, plant my DNA at the crime scene, and take the blame for ya.

You : cool. Can you do the dishes?

Osamu : no.

If lava was man, it would be me cuz of how hot I am dude :

Atsumu : ya know what would be sexy?

You : what?

Atsumu : if we ate food of eachother 

You : you didn't do the dishes did you

Atsumu : I did not 

I'm sexy and I know it dude :

You : I'm scared 

Oikawa : y/n its late you have to sleep

You : there's a monster under my bed!

Oikawa : is it scarier than Iwa chan?

You : ....

You : good night Tooru.

Idgaf abt literally anything so deal with it dude :

You : now look what you did! You made me cry!

Kunimi : baby

You : this isn't time for pet names!

Kunimi : that wasn't a pet name. I'm calling you a baby. It was an insult.

Look out for who you call ugly in high school dude :

Tendou : vegetable oil is make from vegetables, coconut oil is made from coconut, so is baby oil-?

You : can't we just have one normal date for once ?