Haikyuu boyfriend scenarios

25) When you get hit on

Hum. Idk I got nothing to say (surprisingly)

ACTUALLY NO I DO HAVE SMTH TO SAY-

I got a new waifu. I've watched 15 episodes of Re: zero and Rem is just- she's just so- SHE'S FREAKING CUTE AND ADORABLE AMAKMAMAKJMAKKZ AND IM FREAKING SAD CAUSE- YEAH

anyways, enjoy~

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Hinata 

- expired bitch: hey, so, what's your number babe~

- Hinata in the "nanda kore" pose : leave them alone

- expired bitch: wow there, do you want me to get rid of your little brother sweetheart?

- you : that's my BOYFRIEND YOU STUPID ASS UGLY BITCH 

- expired bitch: this midget is what you call your boyfriend? Cmon babe you could do better then that

- Hinata : I MAY BE SMALL BUT I CAN JUMP HIGHER THAN YOUR HEIGHT *jumps*

- expired bitch: pff whatever *leaves*

Kageyama 

- dude who's 16 but looks 46: wassup babe, you wanna get out tonight with me~?

- kegeyama : *death glares death glares*

- dude who's 16 but looks 46: *ignores them and continues to flirt with you*

- kageyama : *sigh* I can't believe this *sacrifices milk and pours it on the dude*

- dude who's 16 but looks 46: WHATS YOUR PROBLEM MAN?!

- kageyama :my problem is you so leave right now 

Tsukishima 

- we all know what's about to happen

- and ima make this quick cause it's useless to make it long

- he just insulted and roasted the guy until he left crying for his mom

Nishinoya

- that kid named chad in movies: damn, hi hotty~ got any plans for tonight?

- Noya : *rolling thunders to him* actually, yEAH

- that kid named Chad in movies: wth? Is this shorty your boyfriend? Cmon babe you could do much better~

- Noya : *bites his ankles* get fucking lost

- that kid named Chad in movies: WHAT THE- GET OFF ME! *noya lets him go* *the dude runs away*

- Noya : pwouah! His ankles taste bad-