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Wavey-Baby | Sammy-Baby

SAMMY BITCH!!!

UGH YOU CHANGED MY NICKNAME AGAIN?

Eww, not you changing yours to Sammy-Baby

ENEWEYS...

Do fishes have necks?

Because honestly they kinda do but not really...

And Google said that they DO NOT have necks

But like my friend keeps insisting upon it that little fishies do have necks

But then again we did evolve from fishes millions of years ago so I wouldn't be surprised 

And then again, we also evolved from the great apes 

Then Google said we evolved alongside with the orangutans, gorillas, chimpanzees, etc; but my question is why haven't they evolved like us humans????

LITERALLY I FEEL LIKE MY LIFE IS A VERY CONFUSING LIE AND IT'S MAKING ME QUESTION MY WHOLE EXISTENCE HERE ON EARTH

Bruh...

You do know that it's FUCKING TWO IN THE MORNING

Why are you still up around these times

Haven't you read my messages, Sammy???

I'm literally having a crisis over my whole existence right now

No.

What do you mean no?

That fishes don't have necks, you dumbass, they have gills and fins.

I'M GOING BACK TO BED NOW! ADIOS!

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE APES AND THE CHIMPANZEES?!?!?!?!

HEY, TWIGGY!!!

WAIT DON'T LEAVE YET!!

MY QUESTIONS AREN'T STILL ANSWERED YET!!

TWIGGY!!!!!!!!!!

RUDE!

hmph.

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