Wavey-Baby |Sammy-Baby
Hiyo
Sammy-Baby:
Shampooing the grass.
Just the usual thing
Huh?
What?
Lmao just kidding
I'm actually eating a jar of pickles
Wavey-Baby:
It's homemade, yum
So, you eat it up straight?
No, I eat it in curves...
What the hell does that even mean???
Of course I eat it straight from the jar
Don't you???
I don't like pickles.
Wavey-Baby:
You're a monster for saying that!
How?
I literally only said I don't like pickles
And I thought freedom of speech was a thing in this country smh
But how could not like- no, LOVE pickles?!?!
I even named my dog Mr. Pickles
Uhh...
You named your dog Mr. Pickles???
What on earth???
Hey, don't judge!
Like your dog has a better name than mine
WHICH IT DOESN'T!!
I have pet cats.
Three to be exact.
WHAAAAAAAT?!?!?
I LOVE CATS
They're so cute and sassy
I just can't have one as a pet because everyone in the family is aLleRgiC
Sad life is me *wallowing cries*
Send me a picture rn or I'm finding them myself
Chill, babe
Don't call me that
Sure, babe
You're lucky that all of them are here and cuddled in my bed rn
SEND ME A PICTURE NOW!!!
Sammy-Baby:
All of them are Tabby cats. I think.
The black/brown one is named Pouncer
The middle one is named Queenie
Then the ginger one is named Garfield ahahaaha
LWRNDJSKKSKWNFKSLWMRKFLS
AHCK!!! THEY'RE SO FREAKING FUCKING CUTE!!!!
AND THE ONE THAT'S YAWNING PWPNEKDOSKNDDKS
I CAN DIE HAPPY NOW
JK I STILL HAVE A LIFE AHEAD OF ME
Both Pouncer and Garfield are boys and Queenie, obviously from her name, is a girl.
Her name fits her perfectly because ever since she was a kitten, she likes to think she's in control.
Don't worry, all of them are neutered.
Aww, little cutie pies
Surely when we meet, bring me directly to your house and show me your cats
You want to meet with me?
Sure, why not? We've been talking for awhile.
But only in one condition, you have to know at least who I am
BUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
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