SouthPark X Reader (DISCONTINUED)

Mysterion X Reader

Yea. Mysetrion is best Coon and Friend.

Don't question The Mystery
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You were walking home, alone.

Again.

Well, for the second time since you had just moved to the little town called South Park.

"Shh. Karen. I'm here." A deep, male's voice had said as you turned the corner to hear the voice.

A hooded figure had looked over towards you, nothing showing from under the hood.

"Hey, could you take little Karen home for me?" He had asked. "She lived past the train tracks."

You had nodded and with a flick of the boy's cape, he had disappeared.

The little girl had ran up to you, hugging you leg.

"Hey, it's ok. I'm (Y/N)." You had said.

"I'm Karen." She had said and you noticed she was crying.

You had picked her up, your hands on her arm pits as you gave her a soft Eskimo Kiss. ((When you rub noses))

She had giggled softly and you had set her to sit in your one arm, like a parrot.

You still held her securely as you walked towards the train tracks.

"I haven't seen you around before so, you must be new." She had said.

"Yea, I moved here 3 days ago." You had said.

"When big brother finds out, be prepared." She had said and you giggled, rolling your eyes at the 11 year old girl.

You, yourself, were 19 and was growing quite find of the little girl.

You had stepped over the train tracks quickly and on the other side, you saw a run down old house.

You had gasped as she jumped out of your arms and ran towards the door, swinging it open.

You had quickly follows the young girl to see a boy with blonde hair in the living room, struggling to get his brown jeans up to his hips.

You had laughed softly and he looked over at you and blushed.

He had finally gotten his pansy up and he walked towards you, extending a hand.

"I'm Kenny." He had said.

"I'm (Y/N)."

"Thank you for bringing Karen home. I don't know why she went outside without her jacket."

"Oh, some guy in a weird ass cape told me to bring her here."

"Oh, the guy with the cape, his name is Mysterion."

You had nodded slightly and smiled.

"Well, would you like to come inside?" He asked and you nodded, hesitantly walking inside the house.

The place was a mess and perverted magazines were scattered on the floor.

"Hey, why don't we head to my house and we spend the night." You had said as Karen tugged at your pants and Karen looked up at Kenny.

"KENNY!!! Can I spend the night?!" Karen had asked.

"Kenny could come too if her wanted." You had said and he looked at you.

"R-really?"

"Yea. I just moved in and I could use some man power." You had said and punched his arm playfully. "And if you got any friends, I'd like the help."

"Ok. Thank you so much. I'll get the guys and you can take Karen to your house. I know where your house is. Not in a stalker way, though! That was the house that's been for sale just a while ago and-"

"Yea, I get it." You had said and smiled, taking Karen to your house.

You had opened the door to your house, setting Karen on the ground.

She instantly sat on the couch and laid down, then you noticed she had fallen asleep.

There was a knock on the door and you went to open it.

"DAMN KENNY!!! You were right." A tall, fat guy had said and you rubbed the back of your neck awkwardly.

"Guys, this is (Y/N). (Y/N), this is Stan, Kyle and Cartman FatAss." He had said and each one of them waved but the fat one winked at you.

--AFTER UNPACKING--

You had laid on the carpeted floor, staring up at the ceiling.

"Fucking box with fucking heavy things." Kyle had said, rubbing his foot because he dropped a box on his foot.

"I gotta go to my house real quick, get some stuff." Kenny had said and quickly stood up, going outside.

Karen had stood up and then ran out.

"Shit. I'll go get Karen." You had said and stood up, running outside.

When being outside, you saw Karen running the direction of her house.

You had ran after her.

She had ran over the train tracks and you ran too, then tripped over the tracks and the last thing you remember was a dark purple screen keep your vision from continuing to look forward.

Mysterion had held onto your body tightly in his lap, looking over at Karen.

"Karen... Don't run from her like that." He had said and Karen sat by his side.

Mysterion had pulled a flip-phone from his pocket and clicked the call button, hearing a voice at the other end.

"HumanKite, please come by the tracks and bring ToolShed and The Coon with you."

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I'm going to make a second one of this one and the HumanKite one.