SouthPark X Reader (DISCONTINUED)

Craig X Stripper! Reader (had too XD)

Kenny had finally manage to drag the eight boys down to some stupid club that he was totally in love with.

The eight boys included Kyle, Cartman, Stan, Butters, Craig, Tweek, Token and obviously Clyde.

Upon entering, Butters gasped and Kyle covered Butters' eyes.

"Kenny! What are you trying to do?! Ruin poor Butters' mind?!" Kyle yelled.

Kenny smirked and pulled his hood down.

"The chicks in here are polite. They'll ask your name before they do anything. Just, wait about 15 minutes and she comes out." Kenny said and smiled.

Craig rolled his eyes and followed Clyde and Kenny, with the others, to a table.

His head laid flat on the table.

Of course he got the edge of the booth.

The lights dimmed even more and Kenny smiled wen brighter.

Then, some music started playing and a girl with long (H/C) hair stepped out on stage with a bright smirk.

And you know what she did? She sang a beautiful song, unfamiliar to the boys.

Kenny sure knew the song though.

"Can we fast forward to go down on me?" She sang so beautifully and so into the music.

Soon, the song ended and she hopped off stage.

She walked by their table and waved at Kenny, smirking.

She winked at Craig and stalked off to a table in the back with no people and sat on the table, facing all the people in the small club.

"Who's she?" Clyde asked. "I've never seen her before."

"She calls herself Feliculla." Kenny said and smiled.

"Why Feliculla?" Cartman asked, looking over at the girl.

"Feliculla is Latin for Kitten." Kenny said and fake purred, smirking at the girl who crossed her legs and made a face at Kenny.

She stood up and stalked towards their table and put her elbows on it, resting her cheek onto her hand.

"Hey, I'm Feliculla. You guys must be Kenny's friends that he always talks about." She had said and hit Clyde's hand away, which was reaching for her waist. "I don't get much from Clyde though, he's really touchy."

She winked at Butters' who then covered his nose with his fore arm and coughed then laid his head on the table.

The mask she had on was hiding her eyes and nose, making it hard to know who she really was.

"You seem... nice." Kyle says.

"Aw, thanks Kyle." She said and smiled.

"How do you know my name?" He asked, and all the table looked at her.

"I know all you names. The boy with the nosebleed is Butters, the fat one is Cartman, the redhead is Kyle, black kid is Token, Blonde is Tweek, blue and red hat is Stan and black hair and blue eyes is Craig." She said and smiled softly.

"Kenny tells me so much about you all." She smiled again.

"Ha! Even she thinks you fat, FatAss!" Kyle yelled at Cartman and laughed.

"Shut up, Jewboy!" Cartman yelled back and crossed his arms, red in the face with anger.

A small bell sounded off in the distance and she lifted er head.

"Damnit... well, I'm off!" She said and stood up straight and walked towards the bar and jumped over the counter and walked into the back room.

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At PE the next day, the girls came into the gym, giggling.

Craig looked their direction as the doors opened again and the shy girl with (h/c) hair walked in, rubbing her eyes to get rid of tears.

The girls giggled at her in a playful way, not in a 'I did something stupid' way.

The (h/c) haired girl sat on the bleachers and looked around the court. She always sat up there and looked down on everyone with sorrowful eyes.

She wasn't sorrowful to the other students, she felt sorrow towards herself.

Everyone disrespected her, so she turned out like her mother.

A worthless girl, with a worthless name and a worthless meaning.

Craig hadn't noticed her crazy ass beauty until that day. She was so stunning and so... simple looking.

No makeup, no tight fitting close and no heels.

They locked eyes for a few seconds, until Craig got hit in the stomach with a ball during the Dodge Ball game.

Instead of standing with the rest of his team, he jumped up on the bleachers with you.

"I'm Craig." He said and looked over at her, seeing she was staring at him.

"I-I'm (Y/N)." She stuttered in an adorably shy way, but Craig felt a different aura from the small waisted girl.

Under the shy look she kept, she was caked with makeup and had a smug smirk of someone that knows something not even god knows.

Their eyes were locked the whole PE period. But that was cut short when the stupid ass bell rang and they had to part ways to change.

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On Craig's way out of the locker room, her heard yelling and crying from the other side of the hallway. It sounded like (Y/N)

"Let me back in! Please! I don't want any one to see!" And that got Craig going.

He was down the hallway, speed walking last Kyle and Token -- who were talking.

He looked at the girl's locker room door, and saw the backside of a (h/c) haired girl banging on the door and crying.

She had a towel wrapped around her but he could clearing see the two black lace straps on her shoulders and the bottom part of a red corset with black lacing, with a black tail hanging down that was the length of her knees.

She was screaming and crying, hitting the door the the sides of her fists and making her fists red.

Craig looked at the girl until she slid down the door, her forehead against it.

Soon the hallway would be full of people, and it didn't look like this chick wanted that.

Or looked like Feliculla wanted they.

"Hey! What's happening here?!" Craig yelled, stomping up towards the door and the Feliculla.

Craig looked down at Feliculla, and couldn't believe who stared back up at him.

Her (E/C) eyes and (H/L) (H/C) hair.

It was (Y/N), and he was pretty sure he had a boner.
(Ha)

"Craig! Please don't tell anyone about this! Please!" She begged him and he saw the tears well in her eyes.

"Under one condition." He smirked.

"Anything!" She replied quickly, staring up at him.

"We go out on a date, this Saturday."

"Id love to!"

And with that, Craig easily punched a hole through the door and let the girl inside, who was smiling like a huge idiot.
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