SouthPark X Reader (DISCONTINUED)

DoucheBag X Reader

This is DoucheBag
My DoucheBag OC.
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The day was boring in The Elf Kingdom.

Your (H/L) (H/C) hair showed from the helmet on your head.

You were a noble warrior that wields a cat with rabies.

Don't question the cat.

They were starting to talk about a dragon-born kid that was coming to South Park, well, coming back to South Park.

You were supposed to recruit him and you were sitting outside of the house e was moving into.

You had taken off your helmet and all your warrior gear and chucked it at Stan and motioned him away so you didn't seem like a warrior.

A Moving Van pulled up in front after Stan had left.

You had watched as his auburn hair had glimmered with grease and his tall height over towering the small moving van.

He was really tall, and cute. He had one of his eyes stitched shut, it was probably missing.

You had walked over to the van and he picked up a box and then looked at you.

You got a good look at his face.

"Hey, would you like some help?" You asked.

"Oh, thanks." He had said. "I'm Adam."

"I'm (Y/N)." You had said and he smiled.

You had helped him move all the boxes into their individual rooms, the big pieces of furniture were already there.

"Old stuff." You had said, looking at the last box and picking it up and walking in inside.

"Hey, look." You had said and he looked over.

"Oh, that's a bunch of old crap." He had said.

"I'm opening it." You had said an she nodded.

You had sat on the floor, opening up the box to see an old costume and a whistle with cool looking details.

"Whoa..." You had said and then he had moved to sit next to you.

"Oh. This was my stuff from when I was in Kupa Keep." He had said and smiled.

"I wonder if he'll come back." He had said and you raised a brow.

He had smiled and took the whistle from your hands and putting it up to his lips an blowing it, it didn't make a sound but you heard something come through the open front door.

"Oh my god." You had said.

It was the coolest looking dragon even. It didn't have wings or limbs but it was beautiful.

It was a nice sea green color with a missing eye. It was missing it's left eye.

Adam was missing his right eye.

The eyes were the same color of hazel and Adam had took the dragon in his hands and it purred.

"You wanna know how I lost my eye?" He had asked and you nodded.

"It was against a battle with Kyle. Sea Green here had his eyes pulled out by Kyle and I had replaced one of his eyes with mine so, we both share something we could never lose." He had smiled and you did too.

"I think I'm going to join Kupa Keep again. It was fun." He had said.

"Why not join the elf kingdom?"

"After what Kyle did to Sea Green? Never!" He had said.

--Later--

King DoucheBag, aka Adam, had been back in his home lands of Kupa Keep and they were celebrating.

After your long and joyful talk with Adam you had wanted to go to Kupa Keep.

You were going to tell Cartman first and then tell Kyle.

You had called up Cartman from the corner of camp and he picked up.

"Sup hoe." He had said.

"I wanna join Kupa Keep."

"Wow, straight forward. How do I know your not a
Spy?"

"Kyle's a Jewish asshole."

"WELCOME TO KUPA KEEP!"
(A/N: I'm sorry Jewish People. I have nothing against them)

You had giggled and stood up, turning around to see Kyle behind you, the end of his Golf Club hitting his hand.

"Kupa Keep now, huh?" He had asked and you nodded.

You didn't see what happened next.

Kyle had swing the gold club at you and you dodged it last second.

He had then pinned you to the ground and elbowed your shoulder really hard but you held in a yelp.

The next thing was a blur.

You hadn't knew what happened except something hard and metal hit the side of your face and you felt blood from the wound drip into your mouth.

--AWAKENING--

You woke up in Kupa Keep
camp ground with DoucheBag by your side.

"Hey (Y/N)." He had said.

Your left eye was completed with a screen of black.

"Kyle hit your pretty hard with the gold club." He had said and you felt around your left eye.

"He hit you hard enough to crack your skull and push your eye deep into your head." Adam had then touched your arm lightly.

You had gasped and touched around your eyelid to feel that it was indeed stitched up tightly.

"We couldn't fix it but, we did fix up someone." He had said and took that familiar whistle out of his pocket and blew it.

Sea Green had come in and showed you his left eye to see your (E/C) eye where his left eye would be.

You smiled and turned towards DoucheBag and tackled him out of the chair and hugged him tightly.

--4 years later--

Adam had dragged you blind folded towards a random place.

"Hey, you can take off the blind fold, babe." He had said.

You guys had been dating for 3 and a half years.

You had taken it off to see you were at Stark's Pond.

There were cute tea candles on the lily pads and lights were hanging from the trees.

It was beautiful.

"Adam..." You had said and looked to your side to see him not there.

You had looked across the pond to see him standing there.

You had walked around the pond and hugged him tightly and he had hugged back and pecked your forehead.

"Hey, you need to let go now." He had said and then you stepped back and gasped at what he had done next.

One of his knees had sat against the ground and he reached into his pocket and pulled out a velvet box.

"(Y/N) (L/N), your name is so sweet to me and she I first heard it, it made me think of the scene in front of you.

I would never forget the first time I saw you smile, the look on your face when you saw Sea Green and when you had your eye stitched.

I remember at Prom when I asked you to go. And the day before prom when you fell into this very pond.

I will never forget the day we had when we had our first kiss, watching Godzilla.

I laughed so hard when you managed to break the fridge and then tried to fix it.

I remember everything we did together and I wanted to add memory number 206." He had said and tears stung your eyes as he opened the box.

"(Y/N), will you marry me?"