Hot Tub

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Mmmm, a warm hot tub. Dream looks up being happy, because being happy means being gay. But he's not gay. He's just George sexual. Because George is not human. George is a weirdo who wears walmart bags and glues moldy mushrooms to his head saying "IM A HAPPY MOOSHROOM MOOSH." A freak of nature he is, but dream can't judge, he is a square blob man that screams like he's being murdered. 

BLING BLING. Crab. Fart. Death. The blade. Pee.

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The earth shakes as gasoline emerges from the sky. Dreams eyes widen as it falls on him, mixing with the hot tub. He gasps then sees Gogy wogy emerge from the wall. "DREAMY WEAMY I'M HERE TO-" 

A rock hits him and he drops to the floor. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Dream screeches. "GOGY WOGGYYYYYYYYYY."

He crys. Then dies. Then vomits. Then explodes. Then jumps. Then pees. 

Techno pig chokes on potato. 

Betrayed by his best friend.

He lays still.

In a coma.

Dead.

Alive.

The 

Blade

Mr. Bacon

Techno

......

Alas

The taxes still remain unpaid.

sadness

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