(A/N) : So It's going to be awhile until I get chapter 2 done & I thought why not also add the bloopers from my friends book so while people are waiting for chapter 2, to of course get done have fun laughing at some bloopers!/ In the book of my Friends they were added by chapter 10 so I feel really crummy now.. but anyway Enjoy!//
(Y/N): Yesterday, I accidentally kicked Buddi in the face
(Y/N): And I was torn between yelling "Are you okay?!" and "I'm sorry!!"
(Y/N): So, I accidentally yelled "Are you sorry?!"
(Y/N): Chucky still hasn't stopped laughing at me
Chucky: *can be heard laughing in the background*
-BEEP-
Buddi: I'm cuter!
Chucky: I'm taller *signature smirk*
Buddi:
Buddi: I will delete your kneecaps-
-BEEP-
(Y/N): I had a boyfriend, once. I still hear his voice, sometimes
Chucky: We literally broke up so that you could be an actress in this movie, fuck off
-BEEP-
Buddi: Are we friends..?
(Y/N): No
(Y/N):
(Y/N): We're dating
Buddi: Don't ever pause like that again! You terrified me!
-BEEP-
Chucky: Hows the most beautiful person in the world doing?
(Y/N): I don't know. How are-
Tiff, in the background: I'm doing great, thanks!
-BEEP-
(Y/N): I guess you could say, I've "fallen" for you *winks*
Chucky: You just fell 10 flights of stairs, how the fuck are you still alive?
-BEEP-
Tiff: Why is your back all scratched up?
(Y/N): *flashback to when she chased a kitten when Chucky specifically told her not to*
(Y/N): I'm having an affair-
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Glen: What are you thankful for?
(Y/N): Your di-
Tiff, glaring from a distance:
(Y/N): - eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelightful personality!
-BEEP-
Tiff: Sleepy sounds so much cuter than tired. Everyone should stop using tired and start saying sleepy
Chucky: I'm so sleepy of your shit
-BEEP-
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Bury A Friend~
Romance"Are you my b-b-best b-buddi?" Andy looked at you, and it was obvious that he didn't want to be this doll's buddy. You sighed, pushed your brother away from the doll as the edges of your lips slowly curled into a small smile as you nodded at the dol...
