(A/N): It's going to be awhile until I can get Chapter 3 of the story up because of my life so I thought why not add another blooper while you wait ;w;//
Buddi: *points at Shane*
Buddi: I'm about to ruin this man's whole career
-BEEP-
Buddi: I know what you're thinking-
(Y/N): Birth is a curse and existing is a prison
Buddi:...No-
-BEEP-
At Disneyland and on the teacups:
Buddi VS Chucky:
(Y/N) & Buddi: *spinning slow and talking*
(Y/N) & Chucky: *flying past people, spinning as fast as they can, screaming*
-BEEP-
(Y/N): Did you eat all the powdered donuts?
Chucky with his mouth full: No
(Y/N): Then what's on your pants?
Chucky without even looking down: Cocaine
-BEEP-
The cast watching Wizard of Oz:
Chucky: HOLD ON! Her sister was a witch! Right?!
(Y/N): *wheezing*
Chucky: And what was HER sister?! A princess!
(Y/N): *laughing*
Chucky: The Wicked Witch of the EAST, Fuckers!!
Tiff:... I'm gonna stab him
Chucky: LooK ME IN THE FACE AND TELL ME I'M WRONG!! AM I WRONG?!
(Y/n): *laughs harder*
Tiff: It's my favorite movie, calm your ass down-
Chucky: SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, MOTHERFUCKERS!!
(Y/n): *can't breathe, falls off the couch and rolls around on floor*
Tiff: I don't wanna fight with you-
Chucky: WELL, GROWN UP, BITCH!
-BEEP-
the crew at the store:
(Y/n): I lost my friends, can I make an announcement?
Chucky: *hands the mic to her*
(Y/n): Adios, Motherfuckers!
-BEEP-
Britt: If you took a shot for every bad decision you ever made, how drunk would you be?
Glen: Maybe a little tipsy
Tiff: Drunk
Chucky & Buddi: Wasted
(Y/n): Dead
-BEEP-
Tiff & Buddi: We're going shopping. Do you guys need anything?
(Y/n): Love
(Y/n): A will to live
(Y/n): Death
Chucky: Appreciation
Glen: A soul
Tiff: I hate this fucking family
-BEEP-
(Y/n): Here you go, Chucky! A Nice, hot, cup of coffee!
Chucky: It's cold
(Y/n): A nice cup of coffee
Chucky: It's terrible
(Y/n): A cup of coffee
Chucky: I'm not even sure this is coffee
(Y/n): Cup
-BEEP-
Buddi: I dare (Y/n) to prank her dad!
(Y/n): Pfft! to easy! *pulls out phone* Siri, call dad
Siri: calling 'Daddy'
(Y/n): NO NO NO NO NO NO
Chucky's phone rings:
the cast:
-BEEP-
Tiff: Morning
Buddi: Morning
Glen: Morning
Chucky: You guys sound like fucking robots, spice it up a bit
(Y/n): GOOD MORNING, MOTHERFUCKERS
-BEEP-
Buddi: I was voted " Most friendly" in my yearbook!
(Y/n): I was voted "Most likely to become a clown"...
Chucky: You think that's bad! HA! I WAS VOTED "MOST LIKELY TO GET RABIES"!!
-BEEP-
YOU ARE READING
Bury A Friend~
Romance"Are you my b-b-best b-buddi?" Andy looked at you, and it was obvious that he didn't want to be this doll's buddy. You sighed, pushed your brother away from the doll as the edges of your lips slowly curled into a small smile as you nodded at the dol...
