Legion Affinity

Chapter 2

“Winner!” The announcer call while bringing my arm up.

“What? She’s just a little girl and that’s a grown man this thing is rigged I want my money back!” Some guy called out next to the ref and I once we got out of the rig.

“No refunds, buddy. Welcome to the streets where we don’t judge anyone by how they look, but by how they fight. It’s a good tip to know if you’re here for a while.”

“Fuck this! Here take the money! Last time I come here to watch any fights.”

“And it must be your first to,”  I butted in while taking my cut of the money from the ref, “you don’t look like the type of person to lie here, especially with your Lacoste Jeans and Prada Sunglasses when its 1 in the morning,” I said while eyeing him down.

“Hey these are Jeans Custom made by Coach!” He said to me as I started to walk home.

 I whipped around and stared at him from a few feet away, “Please, how different are they from a pair of Levis?”

“What are Levis?” He asked as there was only the few wanderers left near us.

I laughed…Hard, “Ho-How d-do-do you not know Levis? They’re like the biggest brands of jeans here! And if you’re hiding some British accent then you should know that,” I turned around and started walking away when I felt a presence next to me.

“Why are you still here? Don’t you have some butler or maid to go yell at or something?”

“Ah, I’m kind of looking for someone.”

“Who?” I asked curiously.

“Uhh, her name’s Assassin,” He said while rubbing the back of his neck.

“The Super Hero? Please she only comes out when there’s crimes, no freaking set fights.”

He sighed, “Alright, at least I learned something to day. And good job in the fight, you were really good,” he said while walking back the way we came from.

I sighed in relief. God some people can be really weird, but why was he looking for me? And why the sunglasses? People can be really bizarre I thought as I walked into my room. Oh well, at least I have my last exam tomorrow, or today? It is one am….Holy crap I need sleep, the test is in the morning! I changed into some pajama shorts and a baggy t-shirt. Just a somewhat normal day in the life of Phoenix, I thought as I dozed off into limbo.

EYYYYYYYYYY SEXY LADAY! Op Op Op Oppa Gangnam Style!

I groaned, “Del! Turn off the Fucking music! It’s fucking seven in the morning!!” I yelled as I peaked at my alarm clock from under my pillow….seven am and my exams at seven thirty am….

“SHIT! Delroy! You’re walking to school today! I’m late, I was supposed to be there early to review a little but whatever,” I yelled as I speed ran through the kitchen fully dressed and looking for breakfast, Aww fuck it,” I muttered and grabbed a banana and  speed ran out the apartment, leaving a confused Del as to what happened.

I was late so I just speed ran all the way to college and slowed down as I walked into class looking calm and collected, even though I was a mess, this test is four hours long and then we have an hour brake and then there’s the part two that’s 3 hours, not to mention I have the Diamond to transport back to the queen.

“Alright, everyone you may begin,” my teacher announced from his desk and I flipped over my paper and started the excruciating test.

A very long time later…

“FREEDOM! WE”RE FREE MOTHER FUCKERS SO GO SUCK IT!” I yelled out loudly and held my hands out as I walked out of the testing room.

“Chill it was only a test not the fucking freeing of the slaves,” a random person yelled out at me and I sheepishly smiled and walked out. I started running home and changed into the Assassin and left a note for Del to order pizza. I ran to the police office and greeted the Sheriff.