(Continuation of request from shigiz )
Momzawa- so were going to act like Kaminari didn't give out vital and personal information to a stranger that he met online or.....
Papamic- yeah little listener, you have to be more cautious of what you share with people!
Zapzap- im soowy 😗
Auntnem-little dude this is serious...
Zapzap- im sorry?
Momzawa- well what do you know about your discord friend?
Zapzap- there older and there pretty good at COD
Papamic- *they're
Momzawa- that's all?
Zapzap- OH, they're also a fan of you!
Papamic- Me?
Momzawa- Zashi?
Zapzap- no, eraserhead
Insomemac- oh wow
Momzawa- oh wow
Papamic- oh wow
Zapzap- they think you're cool 😎
Tsuyu Asui- where have I heard that before?
Papamic- did they say anything else?
Zapzap- ummm...well we met on a hero blog and they tended to critique when people overexaggerated on heros like All Might or Endeavor.
Papamic- care to elaborate?
Zapzap- for example, someone said "ALL MIGHT IS A GODSEND!! HE'S SO BRAVE AND MIGHTY! HE'S THE LIVING DEFINITION OF A HERO!!!"
Zapzap- they DID NOT like that
Bomba- ??
Zapzap- yea dude they went on and on saying that all might is only hiding from the truth and that he creates a false ide of what a hero should be. "HE'S ONLY GOOD PRESS THAT SHEILDS DUMBASSES FROM THE REAL HERO SOCIETY"
Auntnem- and you guys talk through discord??
Zapzap- yep
Auntnem- have you ever seen this person's face?
Zapzap- yep
Momzawa- and they know your name AND that you attend U.A?
Zapzap- yep
Papamic- do you know their name?
Zapzap- yep
Insomemac- just out of curiosity what's their name??
Zapzap- I can't tell you.
Insomemac- well TECHNICALLY you won't be telling me if its in a chat 😐
Zapzap- oh
Zapzap- WAIT A MINUTE! YOU'RE TRYING TO TRICK ME!!
Insomemac- I mean...yeah lol
Momzawa- Kaminari
Zapzap- yes?
Momzawa- why can't you tell us this person's name?
Zapzap- because I pinky promised not to....
Momzawa- ok, did you touch thumbs after?
Zapzap- uh..no??
Papamic- why would he need to touch thumbs??
Papamic- OHHH
Momzawa- mhm
Papamic- little listener, when you pinky promise and don't touch thumbs the promise wasn't solidified!!
Zapzap- oh...
Zapzap- well the I can tell you!
Auntnem- sooo...what's their name?
Zapzap- Shigaraki!🙂
Nezu has been added to the chat
Nezu has changed their name to REMY
REMY- It is I, the principal!
Momzawa- who added you???
REMY- oh Aizawa, I added myself
Papamic- how?????
REMY- Don't worry about that!
REMY- It seems as though there are more pressing manners to attend to!
REMY- Kaminari has made a new friend!
Momzawa- and who that friend is isn't the least bit concerning?
REMY- Not in the slightest!
Papamic- what if the league was using Kaminari to infiltrate U.A???
REMY- How can they infiltrate where they already are?
Dwayne- please explain Mr.Principal bro?
REMY- Recently, the crimes committed by the L.O.V have gone down. When we noticed this, we had pro-hero's track them down. However, they weren't in hiding. They turned themselves in and revealed that they are mostly young adults and do not wish to continue in a life of crime.
Bomba- those creepy bastards are here because they want to "turn their lives around"??!!
REMY- Precisely!
Pinky- Wtf
Papamic- what if its a trap?!
REMY- Then you, along with the rest of the CERTIFIED PRO HEROS that LIVE on campus, are to handle it!
Papamic- you have nothing to say Sho??!!
Momzawa- look....I didn't die the first time
Papamic- OH MY GAWD THATS YOUR RESPONSE TO ALL OF THIS!??!?
Momzawa- wow, calm down Zashi. If something happens,like Nezu(OUR BOSS) said, we'll handle it
Insomemac- hmm seems as though pops is being....✨ Irrational ✨
Auntnem- yeah "Pops" you're ✨ Irrational ✨
Papamic-What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo
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