Glitch a Vigilante Deku Story (w/ tododeku) (Haitus)

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Ok, so the comments on a previous chapter were too funny to ignore, this chapter will be added to moving forward but for now i will post all the comments as a story, readers, this is not my storyline for this chapter, this is solely the commenters on "A Quirk" it is chapter 9

YOUNG PURPLE! YOU TOO CAN BECOME A HERO!

NEVER GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAM, YOUNG PURPLE!

YOUNG PURPLE, MY QUIRK IS NOT MY OWN, IT IS A SACRED TORCH THAT WAS PASSED TO ME

AND NOW ITS YOUR TURN! HERE, EAT THIS!

Hito:no

All Bish: WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'NO'?

Hito: I said no you fucking patriotic piece of shit

All Dick: HOW DARE YOU SAY NO TO THE SYMBOL OF PEACE! AND WHAT DID YOU CALL ME? A PATRIOTIC PIECE OF SHIT?!

Hito: and now which one of us can't take an insult from a 15 year old kid running on 0 hours of sleep

Ass Might: I- *overdramatic sigh* YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOUR ELDERS BOY! AND STOP PLAYING ON YOUR PHONE AT NIGHT TO KEEP YOURSELF UP

Hito: well maybe I would respect my elders if they did something useful instead of destroying the earth for our generation to clean up. Also bitch. *looks at clock* it's 3:22 in the afternoon old man

All Night: HOW DARE YOU CALL ME AN OLD MAN! DO YOU HAVE NO RESPECT AT ALL?! CHILDREN THESE DAYS ARE WAY TO STUBBORN!

Hito: ok boomer

*walks away*

All Fúck: COME BACK HERE YOUNG MAN! I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU YET BOY!

Hito: *Middle fingers*

All Fright: I'M CONTACTING YOUR PARENTS YOUNG MAN! YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE THIS BEHAVIOR TOWARDS PEOPLE

Hito: I CANT HEAR YOU

All Dick: ARE YOU DEAF OR SOMETHING CHILD?! I SAID; I AM CONTACTING YOUR PARENTS!

Fat Guy: WHAT DO YOU MEAN WITH THAT STATEMENT CHILD?!

Hito: *Turns to look him in the eye* *just stares intently till he gets uncomfortable*

Deflated: uhhh, *backs away slowly*

Yagi Toshinori: yeeaaahhhh I'm just going to inform Aizawa about this

Hitoshi: You will find that da- Aizawa will agree with me on this one

Skinny dude: huh? Well in that case I'll just go tell someone else, like Nezu

Hito Threateningly: No-one. will. believe. you. hmmmmmm

Skeleton: Look kid, I'm an adult and you're a child. People would believe me more then you

Hito: I can brainwash, Remember.

Stomach dude: Sorry kid but that's illegal quirk usage. If you do that I'm afraid I'll have to tell the cops

Hito: Making a kid eat hair, sounds illegal too, but I guess you could go to the cops, if you dare.

Yaygiiii: I- how do you know that?!

Hito: Maybe if you stopped your ever so sweet yet ever so obvious favoritism of Midoriya than your secret could actually stay secret you implantable bean sprout

Gagi: look kid, what do you want? I'll give you anything, just don't tell this to others

Hito: Three Cats and a new coffee machine

Yagi: *heavy sighing* fine....Aizawa: I heard something about cats and coffee

Hito: NO IT'S MINE *proceeds to hiss*

Aizawa: ....Hitoshi.... GIVE ITHito: I don't Have it yet, Old man here was going to buy it becau- Never Mind, i just don't have it Aizawa: and why exactly is he buying you this? Hito: *panicking* Uuuuurrrrrr, no real...reason

Aizawa: ...sus... I'll let it pass if you get me too, or make Toshinori get me some

*Yagi sweating bullets*: Okay...anything to help a fellow educator I guess?...

Aizawa: okay good. I expect to have at the end of tomorrow

remember that this will be updated, for the full conversation, including funny comments from myself, go to the comments on that chapter, hope this was a fun little spacer