-Remy had roamed the kitchen alone trying to find food-
*Linguini enters quietly noticing remy scurrying across the countertop*
-Remy sees Linguini and his fur covered face immediately becomes flush red-
Remy suddenly speaks "Hey senpai~ what do you think of my long, pink, tail?"
*Linguini's jaw drops as he drools over Remy's hotness*
"Damn Remy you kinda thickkk awooga 🤤"
-Remy becomes flustered-
"You like what you see... My ass bussin 😩"
Linguini whispers "Come here baby"
-Remy realizes he can't handle Linguini's juicy sausage and he looks for the nearest escape-
“Oi no.” Remy ran away, his paws tapping on the counter as he flung himself out of a window.
"I SWEAR NO HOMO REMY" *Linguini screamed as he jumped out the window after Remy*
Linguini glanced around once he hit the brick ground outside his apartment window and notices Remy running down the road and he took chase after
Remy moaned as he ran, because the beautiful floor was too damn sexy for him, he looked back at Linguini and started geeking because yes “NO HOMO?” He stopped along his tracks.
Linguini stopped to take a breathe a few feet away from Remy "Yes Remy no homo 😩"
*Linguini gets down on one knee and pulls out aVintage Rose Ring For Women In 925 Sterling Silver Item No. CDR136* "Marry me daddy Remy" 😩😩😩"Yes I will marry you" screeched Remy
*A tear of joy forms in Linguini's eye*
- Suddenly a car runs over Remy crushing him-
Linguini screamed and ran to Remy looking over him with tears falling down his cheeks
Remi slowly suffered and closed his eyes “I love you senpai....” he said finally before his last breathe as he became deceased.
Linguini screamed and smashed his fists into the ground as the camera pans off into the distance revealing the Eiffel tower and a sad yodel plays quietly in the background
R.I.P Remy 2007-2021 😢
YOU ARE READING
Ratatouille~ Remy x Linguini The Short Lived Love
RomansRemi and Linguini the tragic love story of a red head virgin and a rat that can cook.