Priestess had a goblin coming at her and tested her new hand "Arcane Punch!" The fist launched out and slammed into the goblins skull. The hand flew back onto her arm.
"Ok, that is awesome." Wizard said "Scorching Ray!" Dropping 3 goblins.
"30." Goblin Slayer said as his sword plunged through another goblin.
"Holy shit we are awesome!" Wizard said.
"Were not done yet." Goblin Slayer looking around.
Priestess stepped forward in front of Wizard but behind Goblin Slayer "Faerie Fire." She said activating the spell Goblin Slayer put into her eye.
The bodies started glowing in the distance. Goblin Slayer picked up a new sword and stepped forward.
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Guild Girl stood behind the counter as a group handed her papers.
"Look at her."
"I've never seen ears that long."
"I'm looking for the one known as Orcblorg." The pointed ear'd one said.
"I'm sorry we don't have anyone of orc ancestry." Guild Girl said.
"No Orc as in Orcbolg." The Elf said.
"We don't have an adventurer by that name." Guild Girl said.
"You're not in Elf territory now. Call him by his real name. Beardcutter." The Dwarf said.
"We don't have anyone under that title either." Guild Girl said.
'Such a strange party. A High Elf traveling with their sworn enemy a Dwarf and the elusive Lizardfolk.' Guild Girl thought as the Dwarf and Elf started arguing 'And they're all Silver Rank.'
"I apologize for my parties bickering." The Lizardfolk said leaning in.
"It's fine." Guild Girl said.
The Lizard stood up straight and looked up holding his chin "I am not familiar with the common tongue however I believe the proper name for the one we seek is...Goblin Slayer."
'Speak of the devil.' Was the thought of the other adventurers sitting around as the door opened and in walked Goblin Slayer followed by the girls.
"The goblins are dead." Goblin Slayer said.
"Oh Goblin Slayer these three were just asking for you." Guild Girl said.
The three looked at him. They all had different expectations about him. Lizard Priest had been told of a man with unrelenting drive to slay goblins and the ability to speak the sacred tongue of the dragon. Dwarf Shaman was told of a professional cave fighter. And High Elf Archer was told of an armored knight who never took off his mask.
"Are you Orcblog?" High Elf Archer asked.
"Haven't heard that name in years." Goblin Slayer said "I'm Goblin Slayer, i Don't think you should call me that in public."
"Wait why? Does Orcblorg mean something?" Priestess asked. Wizard was Laughing her ass off.
"It...ha ha...it tr...ha ha...translates to...ha ha ha." Wizard couldn't get her words out.
"It doesn't translate to anything in Elven." High Elf Archer said.
"It's not Elven...ha ha...its Sylvan…*snicker.*...it means…" the Wizard tried to get it out but couldn't stop.
"Is it dirty?" Priestess asked.
"Ha ha ha… it is when it's said by a high elf!" Wizard said slamming her fist on the table.
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Goblin Slayer: Artificer
Fantasygoblin Slayer is smart when it comes to killing goblins. but what if he was smarter? D&D rules for classes so easier for my brain. Time In the underdark. Wizard alive! Priestess loses an eye.