the revolutionary war ◊ hp. uni [discontinued]

xi. typical americans.

hogwarts homies 😈🥶⛓‼️

hpotter: scar u were bloody brilliant! i cant believe u still didn't see us though :(

mione: you should've popped by!

scar: i wish i could've! dumb old door had us return as quickly as we came.

mione: scarlett, i thought we told u. his name is dumbledore.

scar: and that is what i said.

scar: oooh can i add robbie?

hpotter liked a message

scar added kingrobbie

kingrobbie: hello mortals.

scar: amazing first interaction.

kingrobbie: now, i'm not psychic, but i sense sarcasm in that message.

scar: oh, and what gave you that impression?

mione: hello, robbie! i'm hermione :)

hpotter: i'm harry

ronweasley: literally just read my username.

scar: brits are so aggressive

ronweasley: i know the american that came to hogwarts just because they were "threatened" did not just speak

kingrobbie: she's going to take that as a threat

scar: i'm taking it as a threat.

ronweasley: typical americans.

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