the revolutionary war ◊ hp. uni [discontinued]

xiii. flirting with the malfoys.

instagram dm.

scar: ok malfoy i'm teaching u how to flirt

malfoy: i don't need help

scar: as of rn u do not have a girlfriend.

malfoy: that is a very low blow

malfoy: my father teaches me just fine

scar: ok there's ur first mistake

scar: we do NOT learn from parents. their flirting is like 3 decades behind us.

malfoy: i get plenty females

scar: second mistake is calling us fEmaLeS

scar: now, try to flirt. sway me with ur barbz ways

malfoy: if you tell anybody about the minaj incident, i'll kill you.

scar: yeah yeah whatever

malfoy: ok so then what do girls like?

scar: depends on who your going for. most girls nowadays are into fictional characters, mainly british villains, dilfs, & that one fox from zootopia.

malfoy: girls are crushing on nick wilde?

scar: 1. yes. 2. why do u know his name 😭?

malfoy: unrelated. so, what, i just become a villain?

scar: well not now. i guess if ur a lil toxic that'll work now. just don't slut shame or anything bc then ur just an asshole. but i stalked ur page & have seen ur mother & she looks like she would not raise y that way.

malfoy: u stalked my page?

( malfoy can no longer send messages to scar. )

a/n;
HOW WE FEELING?? honestly i'm kinda nervy 🥲 but i want some input. who does scar end up with OR do we not put her with anybody?? it's a various so it can be somebody we haven't even introduced yet.