the revolutionary war ◊ hp. uni [discontinued]

xv. a third potential canidate.

hogwarts homies 😈🥶⛓‼️

scar: they say it's the distance between your thumb and your finger.

ronweasley: what if you don't have hands?

scar: guesstimate.

hpotter: so if i ever want to see...

scar: yep. my distance is pretty long.

mione: what are you lot on about now?

scar: non-existent dick sizes. i saw somewhere that the distance between ur thumb and ur pointer is how big it should be.

mione: that's vulgar.

mione: oh mines actually quite big.

scar: of course it is. big brains = big dicks.

hpotter: what if someone's thumb was severed off

ronweasley: guesstimate i guess.

scar: i'm 6 inches.

hpotter: why is yours bigger than

hpotter: I DIDNT MEAN TO AEND THAT

scar: WHOS WHOS WHOS

scar: i have a bigger dick than someone at ur stupid british school!!!!

mione: not a stupid school

scar: only bc ur there 💕

mione: you flatter me

scar: of course i do bb 💖

ronweasley: if u stop flirting with mione i'll hook u up with someone from hogwarts.

scar: r they cute??

ronweasley: see 4 yourself,

ronweasley: thebettertwin

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