4: 47am saturday
gucci: tsukki!
sugamama, daddy and virgin are online
sugamama: yams?
daddy: what's wrong yams?
gucci: @salt
noya: my dear kohai what's wrong?
budha: TSUKISHIMAA WHAT DID YOU DO?
tangerine: stingyshima why is yamaguchi looking for you?
eboi: where this boi at rn?
gucci: @salt
salt: you know what's the thing with you and Yachi?
stealyoman: woah why is Yachi included?
salt: YOU THINK EVERYONE IS INLOVE WITH YOU.
salt: WHEN ACTUALLY...
salt: everybody hates you.
noya: woah this suddenly became tea.
emoshita: that would be my line but i dont think this is the time for that.
imscared: tsukishima-san what are you talking about?
gucci: YOU MADE ME LIKE THIS!
sugamama: made you like what yamaguchi?
gucci: IT WAS YOUR IDEA FOR ME TO BE LIKE THIS!
virgin: be like what?
salt: buddy it's not pretend.
salt: YOU ARE AS PLASTIC AS THEY COME.
daddy: plastic?
tangerine: yamaguchi would never BE PLASTIC!
salt: you think your shit don't stink. you think the rest of us are dumb.
yachi: yamaguchi-kun is that true?
salt: I HATE KAGEYAMA'S GUTS.
eboi: eyo why am i suddenly included?!
salt: but here's what you don't comprehend.
salt: AT LEAST HE HAS THE GUTS TO NOT PRETEND TO BE MY FRIEND!
budha: woah...
gucci: Tsukki...
salt: no it's fine.
sugamama: clearly it's not.
salt: really fine.
virgin: are you sure? cause it doesn't seem like it.
salt: go be fine.
babygirl:
and i want my pink shirt.
salt and babygirl left the group chat
sugamama: that was clearly irrelevant.
budha: is this a bad time?
noya: cause we're laughing our asses out.
daddy: guys. Clearly Tsukishima and Yamaguchi are fighting. This is not the time!
imscared: what happened?
eboi: the audacity he had to say that.
tangerine: wait whose side are we on?
stealyoman: what was the reason of the fight?
gucci added salt and babygirl to the groupchat
gucci: SURPRISEEEEE
babygirl:
it's a praaaaaaank!
salt: yah it was a prank.
eboi: wait so you don't hate my guts?
salt: no! clearly i still hate you to the core.
babygirl:
you guys have tension and i have depression. so let's just go back to sleep
daddy: we are not done here! you all go to sleep and we'll talk about this in the morning.
later
ukai: wtf.
takeda: oh please i dont think this is anything new
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