1- Did you hear about the man that drinks break oil?
-he swears he can stop at anytime.
2- what's a frog's favorite day?
-flyday.
3- I bought a dictionary but the pages are all blank
-I have no words to describe how angry I am.
4- what do you call a special foreign ant?
-important.
5- why was the broom late?
-it over swept.
6- why is the universe so big?
-because the planet's need their space.
7- how do birds learn to fly?
-they just wing it.
8- I understand how cars work
-but airplanes are way over my head.
9- I owe a lot to sidewalks
-they've been keeping me off the streets for years.
10- what washes up on small beaches?
-microwaves.
11- as a child I was always attacked by cameras
-I still have flashbacks
12- today I gave away my free batteries
-they were free of charge.
