𝙎𝙥𝙤𝙞𝙡𝙚𝙙 𝙍𝙤𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙣♥ ⁽ᴴᵀᶠ. ⱽᵃʳⁱᵒᵘˢ ˣ ᶠ. ᴿᵉᵃᵈᵉʳ⁾

𝓑𝓻𝓸𝓴𝓮

𝙃𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙜𝙤 𝙝𝙤𝙚𝙨

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ʙʀᴏᴋᴇ ᴀꜱ ʜᴇʟʟ♥

The worst thing this morning wasn't the fact that you had been robbed of your money and valuables, but the fact that you had nothing to get it back and rent was tomorrow. You almost felt like crying, deciding to text Giggles to seek help and wisdom, she offered you a position in her diner (which you had been eternally grateful for) and also, with a few too many winky faces to be normal, gave you the link to certain website called 'Surgarrush.org'

"You'll find something soon ;)))))"

You would wonder how Giggles would get something like a sugar daddy website, but knowing her, she probably heard it from a certain flirty ursine.

Luckily you were a hoe.

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It was a whole mental workout to even click on the website shown on your screen. Sugarrush was the name of the website displayed in a cute pastel font on your laptop. Desperation being the only thing fueling you, you finally clicked on the register button, making a quick and simple profile and setting your username as your name, nothing crazy.

The time after registering was spent creatively after you found the hole in the wall Lifty and Shifty spied you through, sending them strongly worded messages like a kid, then plastering it up.

'The website isn't a bad idea' is what you repeatedly told yourself after signing up. I mean you might hate yourself but you were sure you set your profile as one of the cutest selfies you had.

It was currently 2AM, you were listening to sexyback on repeat when your phone pinged, almost making you drop the object on your face.

The message sent to you was a simple 'hey ;)' but it was enough to make your broke little heart go boom. Would replying now make you seem desperate? Or would replying later turn them off? Deciding to keep them on read for the night, you went to sleep with a little more hope for yourself.

Morning rolled around quicker than before when your phone pinged again with another message from the stranger from last night apologizing for the late night intrusion and if you like to meet up. Creepy, but when you think about it, if you're in trouble you could just tell someone (there is a literal fucking superhero) or just kill him a few times.

And by that, I mean you said yes.

Donned in a black tanktop with shorts of the same colour, thigh high socks and an overcoat to go with it, you left the apartment, not before flipping off the door leading to the racoons.

Now that you're on the road, you suddenly felt way more nervous than before, recalling the many deaths happening when characters were outside, and yea, you've been on the street for one day, but no one noticed you. Today everyone was out and about, and they probably noticed you, the new human seemingly from nowhere, some waved and smiled at you, some whispered to others in interest.

The coffee shop wasn't that far away and you saw the cheeto coloured afro right when you stepped foot into the place, the little bell signaling your arrival.

"Hey there~" He said as you sat down on the chair across him

"I already ordered for you, if that's okay?"

You nodded with a smile on your face "Sure, sorry I was, I'm [N], nice to meet you, sir-"

Disco chuckled, "Please, call me Disco or DB, sir sounds too professional. What a fitting name for such a lovely last, and don't worry, it was completely fine, I didn't wait long." He added with a smirk 'n a wink.

"Well, thank you very much for ordering me, Disco, it was very nice of you."

"Well of course, I couldn't let a lady waste her money when someone such as I am there. I'm also very nice at other things! Such as-"

"Anyway, about yesterday-"

"Ah yes, I wanted to ask you face-to-face in case you got nervous or anything, let me know what's okay and not okay. That way we can confirm the contract with no problems from either side."

You nodded, and you both went through limits and and rules, pretty basic stuff, until somehow, Lumpy drove a fucking truck (It was Handy's) through the wall, crushing him instantly, while you were literally too shook to do anything else.

Que the chaos, it had started, now it was like a chain of dominoes as one dies after the other. Disco bear looked like a semi liquid kool-aid with bits of cheeto on it, so not good.

New plan, scram.

Tables and chairs were knocked out, bodies strewn about, the smell coming from the kitchen was probably someone burning alive, if the screams meant anything. Dodging the screaming and/or dying bodies you managed to thrust yourself out the door of the shop, watching from a distance as the place blew up into smithereens, then walked down the road, still pretty shaken after experiencing being in an episode for real.

'Damn how are they all not insane?!'

You almost made it out, safe and alive, but froze when the sight of a car with a dead driver was speeding your way. Panic took over your body instantly and you couldn't think, just stare at the oncoming vehicle with wide eyes and a gaping mouth. Mentally you were don writing your will and had laid down and tucked yourself cozily in your grave, ready for the Toyota Corolla to turn you into fresh roadkill, hoping it would be a less painful than being stabbed in the gut. In other words, you were about to fucking die, again.

"I guess it was fun while it lasted... "

But something hoisted you up from the ground just as the car sped past the spot you were once standing. The change of scenery made you snap out of your panicked gaze as your eyes met those of a certain blue squirrel superhero, currently carrying you bridal style as your brain went haywire trying to process what just happened in the span of 12 minutes. 

Coming to your senses, you could only utter one word, it being the name of your saviour.

"Splendid?!"

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𝘿𝘽 𝙞𝙨 𝙨𝙤 𝙤𝙤𝙘 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙄 𝙘𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣,, 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙡𝙢𝙖𝙤 𝙗𝙮𝙚- 💔🤚🏽 

𝙨𝙤𝙤𝙤𝙤 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚𝙚𝙚, 😳𝙄𝙩 𝙩𝙤𝙤𝙠 𝙖 𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙚,, 😳 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙄 𝙖𝙢 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙣𝙚𝙭𝙩 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙖𝙨 𝙄 𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙖𝙠🌺 

𝙮𝙚𝙨 𝙄 𝙠𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙙 𝙤𝙛 𝘿𝘽 𝙗𝙘 𝙞𝙙𝙠 𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙨𝙚 𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙠 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙠 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 @ 𝙢𝙚🤡

𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙖𝙣𝙮𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙯𝙯𝙯𝙯𝙯 𝙬𝙚 𝙫𝙞𝙗𝙞𝙣 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙨𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙮 𝙗𝙤𝙞 𝙣𝙚𝙭𝙩 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙥😩🥰💗 

𝙞𝙛 𝙪 𝙜𝙤𝙩 𝙖𝙣𝙮 𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙖 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙩𝙤 𝙢𝙚𝙚𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙁𝙡𝙞𝙥𝙥𝙮 (𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙣𝙡𝙮 𝙝𝙤𝙚 𝙡𝙚𝙛𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙢𝙚𝙚𝙩) 𝙥𝙡𝙨 𝙡𝙚𝙩 𝙢𝙚 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙄 𝙖𝙢 ✨𝙗 𝙧 𝙖 𝙞 𝙣 𝙙 𝙚 𝙖 𝙙✨