"Stop fussing Tubbo, I'm just braiding your hair."
"But I don't want my hair braided! Stop it, Tommy's going to make fun of me." He cried out, clearly joking but seeming to be serious.
"Tommy can suck an ass, you're hair is soft and the perfect length. Can I just do one?" Tubbo sighed heavily, rolling his eyes playfully as he settled is head back onto my lap.
"You're lucky that you're my best friend, otherwise I would've snapped your hands off." He whispered, attempting to seem mysterious and scary.
"Tubbo I've known you for 17 years and not once had I ever seen you kill a bug, let alone snap someone's hands off."
"No you can't hurt the bugs! They have feelings, that's just mean."
"And my hands are the reason I can feel, so let's not rip 'em off, yeah?" He nodded, agreeing with my argument.
"Fair point, fair point. Am I allowed to rip Tommy's off? I heard him call you hot once in call."
"I'll do it myself when he comes down for his next visit. All done!" Tubbo exhales through his nose deeply as he stood to look at the small braid I had done on his hair.
"Wait, it looks so pretty."
"I know right! You look absolutely amazing, post it onto your Twitter or something."
TubboLive : Just had a women braid my hair, feeling good.
- > TommyInnit : Women will love you now
- > Y/U/N : I agree with Big T!!
"It's a miracle, Tommy didn't laugh."
"I'm just as surprised as you are Tubbo."
