Nizi Project
JYP: Nina, can you sing?
Nina *sang*
JYP: Well can you dance?
Nina *dances*
JYP * wasn't pleased for her dancing*
JYP: I am sorry young lady, your dancing did not qualify our standards
Nina *saw other girlgroup members dance worse than her* ah? You have standards?
Jackson *silently claps* You can't mess with my daughter, old man! Yes Nina, you go my gilr
Yugyeom: Jackson hyung is getting strange
Youngjae: He became like that after his breakup with Mark-hyung
Bambam: and even thinks he has a kid with him
Jinyoung: That's what we called "Maladaptive daydreaming" he needs to see a specialist
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Nizi Project S2
After Nina's "Attention" performance
JYP: Look at that face, viewers are totally sorry for seeing it
Nina *got pissed* How come they weren't when its you?
Meanwhile
Jackson: Look guys, i wasn't dreaming. Nina is real! and she's my kid!
Bambam: She's real, but she looks like Yugyeom
Yugyeom: No hyung, she's my child now look, we have the same eyes
Jackson: But you're lame compare to her
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Nina *saw drunk Mayuka crying on the floor*
Nina: Okay? could someone tell me what's going on here?
Riku: Well, she's drunk
Nina: I see that
Riku: and saw a picture of Rima's girlfriend —
Mayuka *sobbing* That should be me! but hoe chose someone who's cuter and prettier! I can never live in happiness after this!!!
Nina: Oh..
Nina: Wait a second, isn't she Rima's girlfriend?
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Ayaka *runs in panic unto Nina's room* Nina! Help me! The kitchen floor is on fire!!
Nina: Eh? *quickly rubs to the kitchen and saw drunk Mako, wearing her red outfit on TAP unconciously lying on the ground*
Nina *glares*
Ayaka: Uhmm..
Nina: Seriously what the heck is going on? Why everyone is getting nuts and drunk?
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Yeji: Rio! You are guilty for stealing eggs on the shelf!!
Rio: So?
Yeji: You have to face the consequences!
Mako, nearby *whispers* Play along, i'll be your lawyer
Yeji: RIO!
Rio: Y-Yes u-unnie?
Yeji: Sit down in chair, you're in deep trouble young lady!
Rio *whispers* Hey, what am i going to do?
Mako *whispers back* deny everything
Rio: What chair?
Yeji: That chair beside you silly
