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Nina: Uhmm, why are your tongues purple?

Mayuka: Well, Rima's tongue has red and i had bl--

Maya *hits mayuka with a pan*

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Mako: What if we inverted our initials? Mine's Yako Mamaguchi

Maya: Kaya Matsumura

Rio: Hio Ranabashi

Riku: Oiku Re

Mayuka: Oyuka Magou

Ayaka: Ayaka Arai-- okay, this is a stupid game, let's play something else

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Mayuka *got stuck on an Elevator Jam* Jesus Christ! not a good day! Why am i stuck in this eleva---

Rima *who is also stuck there* you complainin' bud?

Mayuka *gulped* with the hottes girl that's makin' ne sweat.. GEEZ! I have no rights!!!

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Ayaka *in a duel with Maya* Be thankful that momma wants me to sing instead of killing a lowlife creature like you *draws an uno card* that's for you, sissy!!

Suzy *in another life* Kill the bitch literally or i'll have you here soon

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Mako: Rio, can you help me?

Rio: Mako, there is no I in teamwork so i aint helping you

Mako: Ah okay

Mako: I'll just ask Nina to buy us pizza but there is no "U" in pizz--

Rio *pulls Mako's hand* bitch, lettuce start working and be the best pair

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Unnie Lines

Maya: I'm lesbian

Rio: Sure, Mako's hot, Ayaka likes her, you like her too

Maya: What?

Rio: I thought we were listing the evident?

Mako: Did you just call me, "Hot"?

Maya: Did you just mentioned "Ayaka" likes her?

Ayaka: Is there any problem?

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Ayaka: I want to give you the world, those shining shimmering splendid but i only got 100 yen

Mako: Come over here

Ayaka *comes closer*

Mako *hugs her* I may not have the largest amount of cash but i got the world right here in my arms

Ayaka *blushed*

Mako: And your eyes are the shining shimmering splendid

Ayaka:

Maya: Cringe

Riku: That face of jealousy speaks everything

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Rio: You know you have made it so far when you can finally see your posters being attached everywhere

Chaeryeong: Brugh, those are wanted posters... what are you talking about?

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Mayuka: Nina, why do you always say "Oh Men"?

Nina: Well, i do say it everytime i am disappointed

Nina: and we know how men embodies the epitome of disappointment

Miihi: Uhmm defines Stray K---

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