Bruce Wayne's how to parent: baby assassins

chapter 6: Birthday

How to handle little crazy baby assassins, on their birthdays.

Step 1. For Damian he hates crowds and people so I take him alone places. I rented out the entire arcade for the day for him and his friends. By Alone I mean only close family. But he wanted to spend time with his friends so I let him and his friends go there without his brothers. I made dick chaperone them in case.

Step 2; Family, I have all his brothers and sisters come, and Alfred to his party. Since he doesn't like big parties or people. His friends come too. He recently made 'normal' school friends to invite which is adorable. They are going to the arcade for a few hours. We are doing cake and presents and the mannor. Steph was mad she didn't get to go with the kids cuz she was considered to cool for them. Jason was laughing when the kids left. Damians school friends might not be meta or vigilantes but they still are pretty crazy and wild.