Poll Yourself Together

Poll #12

Alright, dudes!  Here we got ourselves some POLL RESULTS!

1) Who would win, a T rex or 2 velociraptors? 3 velociraptors? How many velociraptors would it take to defeat a T rex?

Lots of varying answers here!  I think the general consensus was that you'd need a lot of velociraptors to take down a t-rex.

My answer:  3 velociraptors could totally beast a t-rex.  They're, like, organized, and way more effective hunters.

2) Who would win in a fight for their fandom's honor: A die-hard Harry Potter fan, a die-hard Star Wars fan, a die-hard hunger games fan, a die-hard lord of the rings fan, or a die-hard Percy Jackson fan? Give me details. I want to hear about the long-drawn out chaotic mix of betrayals and alliances and unconventional fighting styles.

I'm a little concerned about how this happened since k-pop fans wasn't even an option, but 4 separate people wrote in k-pop fans, and that was enough to beat every other answer.

My answer:  LOTR fans, because they're the most realistically likely to have actual broadsword skills.

3) You are forced to negotiate a treaty between the 5 bitter enemies. How do you handle this?

Virtually everyone said they would just let them kill each other off.

My answer:  Write a new, horrible book series that rips off all their favorite books, they will become united against me.  On a completely unrelated note, does anyone have any plane tickets out of the country?

4) Who would win, 20 Roombas or a self-driving car?

Most people said either the car, or that they'd team up and have a robopocalypse.

My answer:  Yeah, robopocalypse.

5) Who would win, dan from Pizza Hut or Jake from State Farm?

Most people said Jake from State Farm.

My answer:  I genuinely have no idea

6) Who would win, in a hand-eye coordination finger dexterity contest, a 12 year old who is the world fortnite champion, or an 83 year old grandma who has knitted a different sweater every day of her life for the last 40 years?

Most people said the granny, but only because they dislike the fortnite kid.  Dang, y'all.

My answer:  Probably the granny, yeah.

8) (For those familiar with the characters:) Who would win, Elizabeth, Betheliza, or Jake Poo?

Elizabeth won.

My answer:  Yeah.

9) Who would win, a telekinetic whale or a squad or trained dolphins?

The dolphins got 4 votes and the whale got 3.

My answer:  The whale has telekinesis, so I guess it depends on how good the whale is at telekinesis.

10) Who win, you or me?

Most people challenged me to combat in a dark alleyway.

My answer:  I would kick my ass.

New poll!

1) Would you rather be able to fly or turn invisible?

2) Would you rather be really good at swimming or climbing?

3) Would you rather be able to talk to animals or instantly know any language and code?

4) Would you rather have telekinesis or telepathy?

5) Would you rather have enhanced smell or hearing?

6) Would you rather have a perfect memory or enhanced senses?

7) Would you rather have a time machine (time only, not space), a teleporter, or a machine that lets you go into close-parallel dimensions?

WRITING CHALLENGE:  In 2000 characters of less (one comment), tell me a story about your experience using one of these machines.  That's right, I'm bringing the writing challenges back!