A small (chaotic) filler chapter
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"10 Galleons to the student who will call the Headmistress by her first name when she comes in"
"I WILL DO IT!"
Zayn chuckled at the student and nodded, a few minutes later she walked in and all the students turned to her
"Hello Minerva, how are ya?"
She blinked and turned to the student "What?"
"How've you been Minerva? Good? How's finally being headmistress after being forced to wait for your turn for years?"
"10 points from Hufflepuff just for that"
All the students laughed and The Hufflepuff student smiled and Zayn secretly gave her the 10 Galleons
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"You know it's weird"
"What is?"
"How usually it's the DADA teachers who get hurt. Now it was you"
"Ehhh, I'm married to you."
"I hope that's not a regret"
"Well Lockhart is right across the hall..."
"I'm better than Lockhart"
"Are you better than Remus?"
"I'm not a werewolf"
"He was a good professor Zee"
"Yeah" Zayn looked at Liam who was quietly looking out the window "How are you feeling?"
"I'm... RE-learning to not always speak my thoughts. They say I'll be out in a week maybe"
"Are you sleeping well?"
"It's better than the floor... I'm not worried Zee I can take care of myself"
"I know you can... I'm just worried"
"Awww, Zayn Malik went from hating me to being worried about me when I'm out of his sight"
"I'm gonna go back to teaching"
"Don't bother your students too much"
"Go to bed"
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"Mr. Malik"
"Yes?"
"How did you meet your husband?"
"Why is that ANY of your business? Be worried about your OWLs or your N.E.W.T.s"
"Ooouuu.... salty"
"Just because I'm your professor doesn't mean I won't make your life miserable, I'm still a Slytherin and you're still a Gryffindor."
"LETS SEE THAT!"
Zayn stayed quiet and the gryffindor squinted then smirked
"10 points from Gryffindor"
"WAIT NO"
"20"
"NO"
"30!"
"PROFESSOR-"
"40!"
"KEVIN! SHUT UP YOU BLOODY PIGEON"
"SLYTHERIN WINS THE HOUSE CUP" All the slytherins in the class cheer and
"You need to teach the class for that to happen!" Zayn looked at the student and blinked
"Uh-Oh..."
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"Mr. Malik, you have to teach the class!"
"I taught them more than Lockhart and umbridge taught us combined"
"Mr. Malik-"
"Cmon Minerva! Let him have his fun"
Zayn looked at Dumbledore's portrait and smiled "Thank you!"
"But seriously teach the students"
"Yeah yeah yeah, where's Snape?"
"He's with Sirius black"
"I'm so telling Potter about this"
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"SO YOU TELL ME! AFTER HE BULLIED ME FOR YEARS. HE GOES TO SIRIUS?!"
Zayn looks at Harry "yep"
"FUCKING DOE BAG!"
"POTTER, LANGUAGE!"
"FLUORINE URANIUM CARBON POTASSIUM DOE BAG"
".....I don't want to know"
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"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh, so Fluorine is F, Uranium is U, Carbon is C, Potassium is K!"
"Yeah... ya know having to explain it to your old arse makes it less funny"
"Heyyyy...."
Liam laughed as ruffled Zayn's hair "Do you want a jell-o cup grandpa?"
"HAHA." Zayn pouted leaning back against the chair, he sat there quietly then peeked up "do you have jell-O cups"
"Zayn-"
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"Mad eye wasn't a bad teacher"
"You mean Barty crouch"
"Yeah him"
"Zayn he killed people"
"Still! He actually taught us somethings unlike literally 50% of the professors"
"Snape taught us, Remus taught us, Lockhart... kinda taught us, Umbridge taught us, Quirrell taught us"
"Umbrige was literally walking trash, Lockhart taught us about himself, Quirrell also killed people"
"So... Snape and Remus huh?"
"It was always destined that one of them would end with Sirius"
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Fanfiction"Try that again and you'll be begging that It's just poison... remember that I'm always 3 steps ahead." Liam's eyes widened as he let the panic set through "The antidote is in the kitchen."
