naughtysexyrohan mentioned sum about the spanking, I think I have an exception-
This isn't actually apart of the plot this is just for fun
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You and josuke are now 23 and you and him are in your apartment drinking a ton of alcohol.(by you and him you mean you are drink(f/d) and watching him.)
He grabs your waist and asked "what if I was a minecraft villager?" You sat there dumbfounded by your dorky boyfriend.
"Well josuke, you are not"
"I IdEnTifY aS A VilLiGeR!"
He stood up and went to the fridge and Took your fav ice cream/frozen snack.
And dumped it out in the floor.
He literally LAYS DOWN, and STARTED WIGGLING LIKE. A. WOrm.
He states "ok I'm a fairy now" like 10x, then threw your favorite ice cream /frozen food at you.
You took off your flip flop, marched over to him, and had your stand pick him up over her shoulder. Then you went ham at his butt with the flip flop.
"AHHHHHhhHhHhHh MY BUTT BURNS JESUS CH-" he screamed before you managed to shut him up.
" HIGASHIKATA JOSUKE, DONT YOU EVER TAKE MY FOOD LIKE THAT AND THROW IT AT ME AND THE FLOOR EVER. AGAIN." You scolded him.
He ran to a nearby corner and curled up then cried. You hated when he got wasted like this because he acts like a fool.
So you walked over to him and offered your hand. He sheepishly took it and followed you to your room.
You and him cuddled up in the bed and he snuggled you like you were a teddy bear.
"I'm sorry I got drunk and I know I'm drunk right now but I love you and I'm sorry if I made you ma-" you took the flip flop out again and told him "There's no apologies take off your clothes" and the night went on with you and him goofing around and you beating him with your flip flop.
