Canon 15:

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Sirius: Onion rings are just vegetable doughnuts.

Remus: *used to Sirius' antics* Sure they are.

Sirius: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.

Remus: Okay.

Sirius: Lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake.

Remus:...

Sirius: *oblivious* Lobsters are mermaids to scorpions.

Remus: *crying* Sirius, please stop.

James: *fascinated* No, continue.

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