Sirius: Onion rings are just vegetable doughnuts.
Remus: *used to Sirius' antics* Sure they are.
Sirius: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.
Remus: Okay.
Sirius: Lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake.
Remus:...
Sirius: *oblivious* Lobsters are mermaids to scorpions.
Remus: *crying* Sirius, please stop.
James: *fascinated* No, continue.
Also question do you want some other ship canons?
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Fluffy marauders canons!
General FictionJust some fluffy marauders canons plus lots of wolfstar a few jily/Jegulus and others. Enjoy! (Ps I'm not a great writer but I just wanted to give some happy things)