It was supposed to be your three year anniversary, but so far, Noah has shown no sign of remembering this special day.
The sound of the shower turning off caught your attention. It's been a while since he's been showering. You were starting to wonder if he drowned.
You open your eyes and slowly pushed yourself off the side of your boyfriend's bed. You smirked to yourself. Maybe you could "punish" him for forgetting your anniversary. You bit your lip.
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All of a sudden, the bedroom door opened with force comparable to Goku's.
the door was opened so forcefully that a blast of air blew you away to Africa but you landed on kangeyama's territory so he spiked you like a volleyball
you crashed back into Noah's room looking like a Panzer Selbstfahrlafette I für 7,62-cm-PaK 36 auf Fahrgestell Panzerkampfwagen II Ausf tank
"You naughty naughty. You teasing me naughty naughty 😈😈😈😈😈" growled Noah.
"u-uwu n-n-n-noah w-what are y-y-y-y-y-y--y-y-you doing 🥺🥺🥺" you asked cutely
he pounced around the floor *hissing, barking and defending territory 👺🥰🤤*
"pls leave me and my family alone" you begged while performing satanic rituals in hopes that satan could help you
however, you managed to summon hisoka 🤡 but then he transforms into a motherfucking princess and it turns out he is actually cinderella's fairy godmother
you started doing the wap aggressively to assert dominance while committing several war crimes because you aren't like other girls 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄😛😛😛😛😛✋✋✋
suddenly you received a notification
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Noah threw your phone to planet YourAnus and started twerking
"I'M THE REAL DABABY! YEAH! YEAH! My heart❤️ so cold🥶 I think🤔 I'm done✅ with ice🧊 (Uh, brr🥶) Said🗣 if I leave🏃🏾♂️ her, she👩🏼 gon' die💀 Well, bitch🐶, you done✅ with life💗 (Okay👌🏾) Better not🚫 pull up⬆️ with no knife🔪 'Cause I bring guns🔫 to fights💪🏾 (Boom💥) Say🗣 you got✊ that sack💰, I got✊🏾 that sack💰 But ain't🚫 no ones☝🏾 in mine👶🏾 (Nope🙅🏾♂️) And my li'l bitch🐶 say🗣 I'm gettin' too‼️ bougie I don't🚫 even like dubs💸 in mine👶🏾 (Alright👍🏾) What I look👀 like with all💯 them twenties?💵 (Huh?🤨) Know🧠 them hoes👩🏼 like how😍 I'm coming😏 (Yeah😁) What I look👀 like with all💯 this money?🤑 (Huh?🤨) How I look👀 havin' all💯 these hoes?👩🏼 (Uh😩) When I crack🍑 a smile😃, white gold✨ (Bling📿) Yeah😁, I'm talkin' diamonds💎, froze🥶 (Yeah😁) Came from the bottom👇🏾, toes🦶🏾"
your microscopic 3'5 body jumped up and down "omg stop it Noah pookie cutie pie hot stuff honey bunny baby cakes!!!! ur acting like such a baka!!!!!!!!!"
then Noah started vrooming like a old car "YOU DIDNT SAY YOU'RE MY BAKA"
