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ON THE TL ?? | why dont we

 ON THE TL ??
why don't we

WARNINGS !
chaos !

SONG !
home :) - paravi das (the cover steals all my uwu's!)

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conga named the chat
would my ass look fat in orange??

daisey 
yes

conga
good because im about to rock that jail jumper

jomama
oh?

jerky
can we have a bit of elaboration king? 

zecko
first lets put the murder weapon down however

conga
i need it.

jomama
daniel !!!

daisey
down, lovebug

conga
fine :(

jerky
corbs what happened bff why are we going to jail ???

conga
so
maybe i just kinda
sorta
actually not even really it's not even my fault
im innocent
its not mY fault that jordan hit himself on the knife now is it
no. 

zecko
the what 😀⁉

jomama
k-knife?

conga
ya

daisey
honey???

conga
:(
im so ... like
confused speech/thought cloud !

jerky
guys hes talking in descriptions again

conga
knife.

zecko
baby baby 
lets play the quiet game !!

jerky 
:(

jomama
absolutely not i will not be the only single one on this mf chat
corbyns, bff, permission to add eben so you dont have to kill him in later about the murder trial
FILL I MEANT FILL

zecko
JONAHKDF ???

jerky
THEYRE NOT EVEN NEXT TO EACH OTHER ON THE KEYBOARD HOW DID YOU MIX IT UP STIPND

conga
yeah you can add him 

jomama added eboner

conga
hi uncle e :)

eboner
hey corbs??
knife ?

conga
knife :(

daisey
KNIFE?????

conga
he kinda knows he had to break us up :/

jomama
eben u dirty whore
NO WARNING?

eboner
chat reads you added me to love on you
not bully your boyfriend :/

jomama
you hot dirty whore

eboner
okay

zecko
okay the gangs all here corbyn please tell us the details of the murder