total drama all stars rewrite

Episode 4-Aftermath I-2 new boys,2 original gals

*total drama aftermath intro*

bridgette-welcome to the 1st total drama all stars aftermath!

bridgette:today,we will interview the first 4 eliminated contestents:

lightning

sam

sierra

and heather

4 people in  1 aftermath! the biggest EVER!

geoff-yeah! so give it for the sha-man who invented

the sha-quotes,cannot get the difference between a guy and girl

and was the runner up last season,heres...lightning!

lightning-sha yeah! sha aftermath! sha famous! whats up?

bridgette:actully we are asking everything,its kind of the consept.

also everyone that did not make it this season are here.including:

noah

tyler

justin

beth

sadie 

katie

B

daw

staci

trent

and last but not least,eva!

yeah we still couldn't find the zeeke,but he will be found eventually 

bridgette-so,how does it feel like that jo is still in the compittion but not you?

lightning-thats impossible! she should have been sha 1st boot! not me!

geoff-jo was really close to being eliminated but at the end you got the boot dude,so,who is your favorite camper? that is still in the game?

lightning-hmm nobody! sha lightintg is the only one and i even made a list of why.1st things first-

geoff-oops time is up sorry man

bridgette-our second guest is dating a toxic waste monster,catches a mouse trap in time and broke barrels with a real life hammer.this is,sam!

sam-hi guys! whats up?

geoff-sorry sam but WE are asking the questions. 
so,how does it feel like to be eliminated?

sam-i am ok with that,as long as i am not trapped in a cave with a goth girl or being forced to get launched from catapult

bridgette-2nd,if you could have had the power to give one of our peanut gallary members another shot at the milion,who will it be?

sam-b i guess,hes a cool guy

*B gives a thumb up*

geoff-thank you sam but we have a big thing planned so now we have a double interview! sierra and heather!

heather-ugh why am i even eliminated?

sierra-I WANT MY CODY!

geoff-so...first question to both...who would you like to win the milion

heather-hmm i guess i would root for alll-----i meant jo! yes jo

sierra-my cody wody can win this time!

geoff-2nd,if you could get the chance to make one of the guys in the peanut gallary another chance at the milion,who will it be?

sierra-dawn

heather-justin

bridgette-and these are all of our interviews.now a suprise total drama brothers song!

*harold,justin and trent get on stage*

(song starts)

harold-this is for leshawna

This one's for you leshawna!

all the total drama bros-

My love for you is like the most beautiful ,
Your face reminds me of sassy dog,
Together, we are like pizza and mayo.

Oh darling leshawna,
My beautiful ,
My sassy ,
The perfect companion to my pizza soul.

Roses are red,
The sky are blue,
I like hot dogs,
But not as much as I love dancing with you!

Oh darling leshawna,
Your brains are like happy flowers on a summer day,
You're like the most postive a compatitor at total drama to ever walk wawanakwa island.

Your sassy do face,
Your mayo soul,
Your happy brains,
Your postive a compatitor at total drama being...

How could I look at another when our beautiful love is so strong?

I love you Mrs !

*everyone claps and sadie and katie are fangirling*

geoff-and that is it for our aftermath and that is done-

*feral ezekiel shows up from nowhere and attacks geoff and bridgette*

*a screen shows up saying "we will be right back"*

noah-since the hosts are too lazy they told me to tell you to stay tuned for more action,drama and elimination on-

TOTAL 

DRAMA 

ALL STARS!

why can't they do it themselves?!

*credits*