total drama all stars rewrite

episode 1-heroes vs villains

[The episode starts with Chef visiting Chris in prison with Chris's contract, walking with the police]

[Things flying around in the prison]

Killer: I'm innocent I tell you, innocent!

[Killer glares at Chef, the second inmate makes kissing sounds]

[Chef Hatchet looks nervous]

Chris: The crusty cockroaches have a big lead over the soiled stake bomb!

Killer: [off screen] Clam it, McLean! [laughs evilly]

Chris: (in his prison cell): Ooh, Lightning slipped past Duncan, the heat is on! Yeah look at that, that's I'm talking about! [a shadow figure of Chef is on the floor] Well, well, well, look who finally came to visit me after a whole year.

Chef: Come on, you finish your sentence for dumping toxic waste.

Chris: Whatever, think I'll stay right here, got everything I need, including Chef 2.0, I made him from a cashew. [Chris's contract is handed by Chef Hatchet] What's this?

Chef: Yo' contract, the producers of green lit made another theme, so you in?

Chris: It is on [his teeth shines]

(intro plays)

Mike as Manitoba Smith: [screaming] Crickey!

Chris: And Manitoba. [Mike splashes into the water] Mike's crushed pushover turn powerhouse, Zoey.

Zoey: [takes a deep breath] Mike! [She dives]

[Lightning appears inside the helicopter]

Chris: Athletic non-supporter, Lightning.

Lightning: You call that a dive? Watch this, sha-augh!

Chris: Bubble Boy Brainiac, Cameron.

Cameron: [Chef in a military outfit holds Cameron] This is highly [Chef throws him,] [screaming] illogical!

Chris: Gregarious mutant loving Sam [Chef holds him and drops him]

Sam: Not [screaming] cool!

Chris: Challenge throwing third farmer, Scott

[Scott holds on to Chef's legs, Chef puts him and drops him, Scott screams as he falls]

Chris: Bossy bruiser Jo who dominated until her underling turn daughter.

[Jo refuses to get out of the plane]

Jo: You're a dead man, McLean.

[Chef bashes her as Jo screams as she falls]

Chris:the superstar model dakota

dakota:why did i agree to this?!

[Chef bashes her as dakota screams as she falls]

Chris:Private Pants-Wetter, Brick!

Brick: (Salutes) SIR! YES, SIR! (Dives without protest)

Chris:dirt farmer scott!

(SCOTT [now out of the trauma chair from season 4] clings to Chef's leg in fear. Until Chef pries him off and tosses him out. Chef walks back and grabs DAWN)

Chris: aura-reading beetle whisperer, Dawn.

Dawn:i am already here

chris:what?! how did you already-anyways theres also the hair obsessed and almost the new boyfriend stealer anne maria