total drama all stars rewrite

episode 2-paintball leech-down

last time on total drama 

Chris: Last time on Total Drama, I welcomed the All Stars to the newly decontaminated Isaland. Then, it was Heroes Vs Vilains, diving into shark infested waters in search of the one key that would unlock the door to the all new Mclean Spa Hotel, for winners only. Thanks to Scott's cowardly fear of sharks, we learned that in every robot beats the heart of a spaniard. In this case, Alejandro. And, while Alejandro may not hold the key to Heather's heart anymore,but he almost holded the key to the spa hotel until cody opened, and victory for the Heroic hamsters. And the Vilainous vulters bid farewell to Lightning, via our newest and most humiliating commode of transportation: The Flush of Shame. Who will be the next to pop trough the pooper? Find out right now, on Total...Drama...All Stars.

(scene transitions to heroic hamsters waking up from their sleep in the spa hotel)

Chester(talking while Mike sleeps): There's a storm comming danbbit (gasps)

Svetlana(talking while Mike sleeps): i'm scarred. After all this years he's going to return(gasps)

Vito(talking while Mike sleeps): Hey yo, ho we gonna stop this goombah?(gasps)

Manitoba(while Mike is waking up): Hush mates, Mike is waking up (gasps)

Mike(waking up): uh huh,wuzzat? (looking around,still groggy from sleep) you guys say something?

The Camera pans over the other boys in the cabin,all fast asleep,Sam still clothing his Gameguy. A mosquito suddenly lands on Sam's ear and begins draining an absurd amount of blood, leaving Sam rather pale.

Mike shurgs and goes back to sleep.

The bloated mosquito sloshes and flies trough the boys window to the girl's side.

The camera pawns on Courtney.

A sudden flash from Sierra's phone makes Courtney bolt up awake.

Courtney(growling): ugh,what the heck?

Zoey(From the top bunk): Courtney? What's Wrong?

Courtney: what's wrong is we're sharing a cabin with a super fan with a bad case of crazy.owen:i cannot sleep like that!

Sierra(grinning): Hehehehe, Hey Courtney, I've updated the sleeping section of your picture gallery on my fansite,wheee(brandishes her phone and giggles.

(Confessional: Sierra.)

Sierra: i hate to break Chris's rules about smuggling special items like my cellphone(shows a picture of Cody in the shower,terrified and holding up a towel to cover his crotch) but i have to keep my TD blogs current. (Typing) Zoey's even sweeter than she is on Tv. Courtney is even...(pauses and looks at the camera)...Courtney-er than ever! (pulls the phone back to herself) It's better this way! Last time, i had a teensy bit of a problem with the internet withdrall. Whitout this link to Cody Wody, I'd probably loose my mind.(Confessional ends.)

Sierra: Oh internet never leave me!

intern:here is your food,heroic hamsters!

cody:Wow if we will win every time,our lifes in the island will be paradise!

zoey:i agree but we do need to actully win,so we better be stronger next challange since we almost lost last time

owen:i agree with that.if we want to eat all of the fancy food in the world,we must win the next challange