Harry Potter One Shots

Ron x Harry

(So this is going to be Harry is a little because I can't resist also there is going to be Hermione bashing sorry peeps)

Harry had just stepped through the portrait hole. He looked around and saw his best friends in front of the fire place doing homework. Well more like Hermione doing homework and Ron trying to copy. They looked up and saw him. "Hi Harry come here and we'll do our homework" Said Hermione. "Actually 'Mione, I'm really tired right now so I'm just going to go to bed." Harry said in a fast pace and ran up the boy dormitory stairs. Once he got there he found it empty.

Harry smiled and got out of his school uniform he lock the dorm and got dressed in a onesie that had little footsie. He got his little box out from underneath his bed and out on his bed he then got on his bed unlocked the dorm door and pulled his curtains around his bed. He warded them so only he could open then. He then opened his little box.

Inside of his box he had three pacifiers. Two coloring books a box of crayons. Four stuffed animals in the form of, a stag, a doe, a black dog, and a werewolf. The coloring books were of animals and castles. His three pacifiers were, blue with white beads spelling out, 'baby boy'. Light yellow with beads spelling out, 'Prince'. And a light grey with beads spelling out 'tickle monster'. He smiled when he saw them and put the blue one in his mouth. He then laid on his stomach and pulled out his animal coloring book. He flipped to a unicorn page and started coloring. (So let's say he's two in his little space but he's potty trained for the most part and he doesn't need diapers right now. Cause my mom told me when I was two that I was semi potty trained.)

After a while of coloring his lines started getting sloppy. His little space was finally kicking in. After about thirty minutes or so Ron came up into the dormitory. He heard giggling so he cast a silencing charm on himself and went towards Harry's bed. When he got there he noticed the curtains warded but thanks to his brother Bill he knows how to take then down. He gets then down and opens the curtains. When he does he's shocked senseless. There behind the curtain was his best friend giggling and coloring in a book. Along with a pacifier in his mouth he take the silencing charm off himself puts one on the door the the dormitory and locks the door.

By now Harry's looking at Ron in fear. Ron sees the fear and looks at him. He smiles to the little and puts his wand down. He comes over to the bed and sits down at the end. "Harry can you be big for me?" Ron asks clearly seeing he's in little space. Harry nods and forces himself back to his big space.

"Hi" He says when he's back. Ron smiles and starts talking. "Mate why didn't you tell us you're a little. " Harry looks at him. "I didn't tell you because of Hermione the way she talks about then you know she doesn't support then. She always says how awful they are" He says looking back down. Ron smiles and pulls Harry's chin up to meet his. He looks him in the eyes and kisses him. harry gasps in shock. after a minute they pull back. harry looks at Ron in shock. "why didn't you tell me?" he asks. Ron looks at him, "I never told you because I was afraid". harry nods, just then the dormitory door is blast open and an angry Hermione come's through.

"HARRY JAMES POTTER YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME YOU ARE A LITTLE. I HEARD THE WHOLE THING I TOOK THE SILENCING CHARM OFF AND I HEAR YOU HAVE A LITTLE SPACE THAT IS DISGUSTING. UGGGGGH WE ARE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE, DO YOU HEARD ME." she screams, by now everyone in the common room or other dormitory's are there, Harrys crying and Ron is trying to control his temper. once Hermione finishes that little rant everyone looks at her in disgust. the twins run up to harry and cuddle him and try to calm him down. 

Ron looks over to Hermione. "HERMIONE JEAN GRANGER, you have got to be kidding me you belittling you friend because he is a little out of our dormitory now!" when she didn't leave Dean and Seamus dragged her out. Ron then turned back to harry. "i-i told y-you she d-didn't want to b-be f-friends with me anymore." he says in-between breathes.

Ron looked like he was about to punch something. but instead he calmed down and cuddled harry. everyone left, the twins went through the door winking and locking it. once they were gone harry looked up at Ron. "Ron is it ok if your my caregiver?" Ron looked down at harry in shock. "do you want me to be your caregiver?" asked Ron even though it was a stupid question. harry nodded, "harry if you want me to be your new da-caregiver then I will be" he said almost slipping up. however harry caught his slip up. he smirked then looked at Ron, I would love if your my new daddy" he said even though he was smirking he was filling with joy on the inside. Ron smiles, "well then as your new daddy i think that we need more little time don't you?" he asks. harry nods, Ron smiles and grabs the coloring book yellow pacifier and the crayons, he hands them to harry and harry continues to colors. 

from that day on they were always happy, harry got his daddy that took care of him like he always wanted. Ron got to have a boyfriend and a little like he always wanted. Hermione from then on was belittled by everyone in school especially the Gryffindor's. Snape even apologized once he learned harry was a little, thanks to the bitch granger. harry defeated Voldemort two years later and surprisingly no one close to harry died. all the Weasley's are ok, Sirius and Remus are now a happy couple  and engaged. Remus and Sirius apologized to Severus and now there friends. Lucius Malfoy finally divorced narcissa and he got together with Severus. Fred and George married Alica spinet and Angelina Johnson. Charlie Weasley married rose Lupin-Black. scary talk that one. bill and fleur are happily married. Ginny married Justin finch- fletchley. and Ron and harry married two years after school harry is the defense against the dark arts professor and Ron is the flying couch. 

(so this isn't the greatest chapter in the world I'm positive there are spelling mistakes that I missed and to be honest this is like the only idea I had. again I'm sorry its a crappy chapter and if you have an suggestions for couples, or if you want more incest cause to be honest I have a few of those chapters but ill only post them if you guys want. again peeps I'm sorry this sucks but any feedback helps so if you want to give any go ahead. anyway by peeps)

-Rose