Marauder's Book Of Pranks

The Prank of 1977

"You ready?"

"No,"

"Oh shush Moony. Yes you are. Now, Prongs, have you got the cloak?" James nodded.
"Good. Operation take over Hogwarts and rule over everyone, or Operation TOHAROE, commence!"

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The population of Hogwarts were extremely confused, as no one in the last 24 hours had knowingly been pranked, and no one had even seen the marauders, which meant they must be plotting something.
Almost all lessons had been canceled because everyone was way to paranoid to concentrate.

*Flashback*

"Hmm we need a new prank idea. Got any suggestions?"
James asked the other three boys in the room.

"No- WAIT yes! We could take over the school! You know, we could make ourselves disguised as adults, change our voices, dress up and make up new nicknames. Not permanently obviously, its just that everyone knows who it would be if we used our real nicknames." Suggest Sirius, jumping around excitedly.

"YES perfect, we'll do it tonight. Moony, you take care of the costumes. Now, nicknames, I'll be...Shadow. Yeah,"

"Well, I'm gonna be flash."

"Pete, you can be death." Suggested James, earning confused looks.

"Death sounds Cool!" Said Peter.

"And Remus can be Darkmoon!"

"Fine."

*End Flashback*

Then, all of a sudden, a great bolt of lightning hit the ground in front if the entrance to the great hall. Several people screamed, as people started to look around in shock.

Crash! Another bolt, this time, between the professors' and the students' table. There were four people, clad in black robes and chains, each about 6'2, wearing masks.

"I am Shadow. Bow down to the new leaders of Hogwarts! Muahahahaha!" Cackled James

The professors were trying to calm the students, when suddenly chains wrapped around them.

"Unhand us at once!" Yelled McGonagall, her nostrils flaring.

"Darkmoon, why don't we show Hogwarts what we are capable of?" Peter ran over to the Hufflepuff table and stood on it.

"I am Death! Kneel before me, noble Hufflepuff!"

Everyone stood up and kneeled, the first years upset and weeping.

"I am Darkmoon! Kneel before me, clever Ravenclaw!"

"I am Flash! Kneel before me, insolent Slytherin!" Many grudgingly kneeled.

"I am Shadow! Kneel before me, mighty Gryffindor!"

"Who are you?" Shouted Bilius from the back of Gryffindor table.

"We are Friends to those who hate Slytherin, Voldemort, and his stupid death eater club." They all shouted in unison.

"Now, its time for-" 'Darkmoon' looked at his watch, "time for fifth period. Hufflepuff, please make your way to Divination with professor Death. Ravenclaw, please make your way to Defence Against the Dark Arts with I, Professor Darkmoon. Slytherin, please make your way to potions with professor Flash, and Gryffindor, please make your way to transfiguration with Professor Shadow."

"Mmfm mrmf mfmfmf!" Mumbled McGonagall being the gag.

"What was that? You would like to be locked in the dungeons? Ok, if that's what you really want!" Smirked 'Shadow'.