~A long way from sea~ (bakugou x mermaid reader)

My overgrown aquatic pet!

(Y/n)'s pov

Ughh it's soo boring here! What even is this place? I just want to go home. But that's the thing. I don't know where home is! I don't even know where I currently am. That bakugou guy seems nice though except for the harsh attitude.

As I wait for bakugou to come back I flap my tail around the water of this tiny ocean bakugou called a "tub". 'It's not like I had any friends or family back home.. I was always the weird mermaid, making things out of shells and sculptures out of hard compressed floor sand.' I thought as I sit in the tub with a sorrowful look. 'They called me a clownfish.. should I even go back? I don't know..' I look down at my tail and see more blood drench the cloth bakugou put on it. 'That's a lot of blood.. I think.. I'll sleep it off' I think as my eyelids get heavy from the loss of blood. Soon I'm surrounded by the darkness of sleep.

Bakugou's pov

Tch, took long enough. The school days over and all the extras are headed to the dorms or chatting in the classroom. I don't really give a fuck though because all I could think about today was that fish bitch! The fuck does she mean mermaid?

As I make my way to my dorm I see shitty hair and raccoon eyes talking down the hall. 'The fuck?' I think and continue to my room. I quickly open the door and close it so no one hears any splashing or yelling the fish bitch is doing, given she was in a tub all day with nothing to do. Wait. It's quite in here.. too quite.
I quickly run the the bathroom to see the overgrown fish sleeping and my bathroom floor covered in blood. 'SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO?!' I quickly run to see if she has a pulse and thankfully 'she's alive, ok I can work with this' I run out of my room without paying attention to the fact I'm wearing blood drenched clothes. As I'm running I see shitty hair and raccoon eyes run after me 'fuck! How do you heal a fucking fish?!' And then I certain person crossed my mind. 'THE ANIMAL WHISPERER!' I turn around and grab shitty hair by his shirt. "WHERE THE FUCK IS THE ANIMAL WHISPERER?!" I yell at shitty hair.
"Animal- oh you mean Koda? Um he's in the common room I think with his pet bunny. Why? Wait bakugou are you gonna kill him? You look kinda, well, murder suspect ya know?" Shitty hair says. I let go of him and look down at my self. I really do look like a killed someone. I silently cursed at myself as raccoon eyes put her hand on my shoulder.
"Hey bakugou are you ok? Do you wanna see recovery girl?" She asks.
"Wha- wait does recovery girl know how to heal a fish?!" I ask in a hurry.
"Heal a fish? Um I don't know.. bakugou are you sure you're ok?"
I shove her hand off of me and turn around "shut it I'm fucking fine!" I say as I run to the common area to find this 'koda' person.
As I arrive I find the animal whisperer next to deku's group playing with a bunny. "HEY YOU! ANIM- fuck, KODA!" I correct myself. Deku and round face visibly tense up. Probably because I remembered his fucking name. I rush over to Koda and grab him by his collar. Deku and the sonic wannabe quickly stand up and attempt to hold be back.
"GET THE FUCK OFF ME DEKU IM NOT GONNA HURT HIM!" I yell and shake deku and sonic off me.
"W-wait kacchan! Why are you covers in blood!?" Deku flails his hands around like an idiot.
"If you do not explain yourself I'll have no choice but to inform sensei about this!" Sonic says pushing up his glasses.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP! Look, my fucking fish is injured and has a giant cut on her tail. She needs help but I'm not a fucking fish specialist!" I say turning back to Koda who stopped shaking after I softened my tone to a slight growl.
"O-oh um- have you tried salt water? Most big f-fish live in s-salt water and g-given the amount of b-blood it must be a very large fish.." Koda says while petting his bunny trying to avoid my gaze.
"Huh so you're not as useless as I thought. Will the fucking salt heal my fish?" I say.
"Y-Yes but it needs a lot of salt and quick. A-also try feeding it. It probably needs stamina a-after loosing soo much blood" he says quietly. I quickly run to the cabinets and take all the salt. "Thanks for not being useless!" I say as I run back to my dorm, passing shitty hair and raccoon eyes on the way. I open my door and run to the bathroom. Once in the bathroom I close and lock the door and get to work. I remove the lids to the salt containers and dump the contents into the tub.
"B-baku-gou?" The bitch says half asleep.
"Shut the fuck up I'm saving your life! But don't think this shits for free. If you really are a mermaid then that makes you a rare fish. I bet none of these extras have a fucking talking fish as a pet." I said with an evil grin on my face.

After a few minutes I take the cloth off her tail and see the wound starting to close. In fact its healing pretty quickly! Sweet, so now all I gotta do is clean this fucking crime scene of a mess. I get a bucket and some bleach and get to work. My clothes are basically ruined already so i won't even bother to change. 'Shit I'm gonna have to use my back up uniform for a while before I get a new one.' I thought before I hear a splashing movement come from the tub.
"B-bakugou? You're back?" The overgrown fish says.
"Yeah and no need to thank me. I just saved your fucking life. So now I own you." I glanced at the fish in my tub as I finished cleaning her blood off the floor.
"Oh I um- I'm not ready for marriage yet though! You haven't even taken me out on a date!" She exclaimed.
"IM NOT TALKING ABOUT FUCKING MARRIAGE! You're my pet now. So get fucking use to it." I say with a slight blush. 'Stupid mer-bitch! Talking about marriage and shit. I'm a teenager for fuck sake.'
"Ok" was all she said. Ok? No hesitation? What the fuck?

(Y/n)'s pov

"Ok" I said without hesitation. I don't really mind being someone's pet. At least that means I'm wanted right? It's not like I'd be happy if I went home anyway. I have no friends. And all my family was eatin by sharks. So I guess being a pet can't be soo bad.
"Under one condition" i say. This tiny ocean is too small! Half my tail can't even fit. "I want a bigger tiny ocean! This one is too small! I need space to play and swim." I demand.
"Tiny ocean? Oh the tub. Wow you're fucking stupid. Fine I'll go to the pet store tomorrow and get a giant fish tank and a collar. It is the weekend tomorrow so I should have enough time to build it. I might get shitty hair to help with it." He thought out loud.

'Shitty hair? Pet store? Tank? Man these humans are weird' I sweat drop.
"So what's your fucking name? I can't just put mer-bitch on your collar" he asks quite rudely to be honest.
"My names (y/n)! My apologies for not telling you sooner. I was kinda on the verge of death ya know?" I say excitedly.
"Ok (y/n) it is. I'll try not to blow you up. I don't believe in animal abuse" blow me up? What the hell do these humans do?! Wait animal abuse?
"HEY IM NOT AN ANIMAL! IM A MER-PERSON!" Stupid humans. I can't believe humans and mer-people are related.
"WELL YOUR NOT HUMAN SO YOU'RE EITHER AN ANIMAL OR AN INSECT!" He yelled back with- are those stars in his hands? I continue to stare at his hand in awe until they stop. What was that? I reach out and grab his hand.

Bakugou's pov

She stares at my hands as I make tiny explosives out of anger. Once I noticed I stopped activating my quirk. She slowly reaches for my hand and holds it 'what the-' I think as a small blush makes its way on my face.

"Can all humans makes stars in their hands?!" She said with a voice of excitement. She looked me in my eyes and this is the first time I really noticed. She had (e/c) eyes and gorgeous (h/l) (h/c) hair. 'Damn, that's fucking cute' I think as I look away to hide my blush. I pull my hand away and stand up.
"*clears throat* No and their not stars. Their explosions, ya know. Like fire but quick to go out." I explained.
"Fire? Oh I've heard of that! I've always wanted to see one! But I lived in the ocean so fire wasn't really a common thing." She said with a small pout. 'Cute' I think. Fuck what the hell is this bitch doing to me! Aren't mermaids supposed to hypnotize men with their songs? Not their fucking face. Whatever I'll just have to watch my back around her. It's getting late, I should head to bed. "Ok mer-bitch, I'm off to bed. Try not to drown." I say as I walk out and change my clothes. As I head to bed I hear a faint "night bakugou" come from the bathroom.

"Night (y/n)" I whisper back.

(Hey guys I hope you're enjoying the story! I just found out my teacher died.. oh well 🤷🏽‍♀️ she was messing up my grade anyway. I'll probably update the story soon given this was all the sudden inspiration and I just made this last night. See ya soon!)