this is what i do for a living

1. my little pony

1. my little pony
summary: the boys get caught watching my little pony
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i checked the time on my phone as i knocked on the hotel door a third time. 12:48pm. this was going to be my first acquaintance with the boys and i was horrified. but i mean, how horrified should i really be? from what i've been told they were all buckets of sunshine and rainbows.

"hi!" a boy with messy hair giggled as i opened the door.

"um, hi. is this five seconds of summer's room?" i smiled.

but how couldn't you. he was so freaking hot.

"why yes it is ma'am. i'm Ashton, and your Dakota right?" he smiled shaking my hand.

holy shįt he has big hands. i shook it off and followed him into the living room, which had the definition of adorable in it. a boy with dark brown hair, a boy with blue hair, and a blonde boy were all cuddling and singing along to the my little pony theme song.

"boys! get up, and get your shįt together! theres another human in here." i heard the one with blue hair yelled as he ducked down. i could only see the tips of his hair, and heard him shushing the boys.

"oi! don't swear. anyway, there's a lady here to talk with us." Ashton's voice held a disapproving tone as he pulled a chair out for me at the table.

"is she hot?" i heard one the boys that was hiding behind the couch ask.

"yea." Ashton shrugged. "do you want anything to eat?"

all of a sudden i was tackled by three new people, that were equally as attractive.

"she's so cute!" "she's so soft!" and "can we keep here?" were all shouted at the same time as i tried to get out of the forceful hug that i was once in.

"did we hurt you?" the one with dark brown hair's eyebrows furrowed as he jutted out his bottom lip.

"oh my god we killed her!" the blonde one yelled as i didn't respond.

"i'm so sorry." the one with blue hair sighed as he cuddled me closer to him.

"you dick! you can't steal her, give her back!" the dark haired one yelled.

"guys!" ashton yelled. "shut up."

"i think she should know your names." ashton said slowly.

"i'm Luke." the blonde one smiled as he bit his bottom lip.

"Cal." the dark haired one smiled.

"Michael. Mikey. or Clifficonda. your choice." the blue haired one smirked.

"i'm Dakota." i smiled, and nodded my head. i can't believe i have to make them punk rock.

"your Kota. okay, cool." ashton smiled.

"so, can you cook. i mean- most women are good at cooking and i was just-" Luke was jabbed in the gut by Michael.

"don't be dickwad Lucifer! we have a lady here." Michael whispered harshly. "i'm sorry about Lucifer here. we can go out to eat of something if you don't want to cook."

"i would love to." i smiled warmly, i mean they were adorable.

"can you make us macaroni and cheese?" Calum pouted.

"sure." i took off my coat and walked to their kitchen and started to make macaroni.

5 minutes later i started to be bombarded by "is it done yet"s.

"it's done!" i yelled after a couple minutes and put all of it in 5 bowls.

because i of course was eating one. duh.

"this is so good." Michael groaned as he basically stuffed his face with macaroni.

i don't even know whats so good about it. i literally made it out of a box.

i subconsciously looked at my phone and saw that it was 5:38pm. damn time went faster than i thought.

"well, i'll be back tomorrow boys. we can start the makeovers then." i smiled going to grab my coat.

"but you can't leave." Luke whined.

"i have to. i promise i'll be here tomorrow at 8:00am. we have to go clothing shopping." i waved my last goodbye and headed to the door.

a chorus of "bye Kota"s was shouted as i closed their door.

i could already tell that this was going to be a good year.