DaBaby was on the couch watching "Sword Art Online" like usual. It was a Saturday and he had nothing to do. The phone rang. He got up, paused sword art online to pick it up;.
"Hello?" He said.
"It's Carti".
"Oh hey!" DaBaby replied.
"Are you busy?" Carti Asked.
"No, why?"
"I was thinking we could go do something today."
DaBaby paused and thought for a moment. He felt quite lazy, but he felt like staying home, but he didn't want to turn down his good friend.
"Okay, what would you want to do?" DaBaby replied.
"The bar maybe?"
"Okay, that sounds great. I can go at 9:00."
"Great, see you there." Carti hung up the phone.
At 8:45 DaBaby got out of his spiderman PJ's and got dressed to go to the bar. He stepped into got into his Lamborghini which he re-painted to be pickle rick themed. By the time he got to the bar, Carti was already there waiting for him. They went into the bar. Carti ordered a shot of whiskey, and DaBaby got a glass of Coca-Cola. The bartender was a short fellow, who was wearing goggles and blue overalls and a slightly deeper voice. Carti and DaBaby made friends with him pretty quickly. Carti was telling jokes and stories, and everyone would laugh. DaBaby wouldn't tell as many jokes, he was a bit shyer.
Carti had told a really funny story about Keannu Reeves and Joe Biden, and as everyone was laughing, the bartender said "Hey, I don't think I caught you guy's names. I'm Stuart. Stuart the minion. "
"This is Carti and I'm Dababy, but you can call me Jonothan," DaBaby replied.
"Well, you guys should come down to the Wholesome 100 Reddit bar more often."
Just as the bartender said that there was a loud crashing sound. Everyone's heads darted to the glass wall which had just shattered. A few people screamed. The man that crashed through had wide eyes and looked shaky. He declared "It's THE JEFF-POCALYPSE!!"
Everyone looked outside and saw a large crowd of people staring at the sky, with white light against their voices, and booming loud booming voice in the background. Stuart, Carti, Jonothan, and many others in the bar all walked out to see what everyone was looking at.
There was a giant screen, with none other than Jeff Bezos talking. Everyone from the bar as well as Carti, Stuart, and Jonothan was staring up to see.
"YOU ARE ALL PROBABLY CURIOUS AS TO WHY I AM ON A GIANT SCREEN TALKING TO THE WORLD. IF YOU ARE SEEING THIS MESSAGE, MY REGIME HAS BEGUN. EVERY CITIZEN ON THE PLANET WILL BECOME A SLAVE TO AMAZON. RESIST WILL NOT BE TOLERATED. BEZOS OUT.
The screen disappeared and soldiers fully equipped with gear and weapons and the Amazon logo on their suits lowered down from helicopters. Many people screamed and car alarms went off.
"I knew this day would come. Quick come with me!" Stuart had said as people were still running and screaming.
Carti and DaBaby were looking around still scared and confused. They didn't know what else to do so they ran and followed Stuart. They got to a big RV, and Stuart told Carti and Jonothan to try to get in, but before they got close, an amazon soldier, who must've been at least 7 feet tall stepped in front of them and raised their button to attack. Carti and DaBaby froze in fear. But Stuart quickly drop-kicked him and sent the soldier to the floor.
DaBaby and Carti were shocked, and Stuart went opened the door to the RV.
"Quick get in!"
Chapter 2: Escape and Anarchy
Jonathan's heart was still pounding, and he was still processing everything that had just happened. Even Carti, who usually would be quite unphased, had looked like he had just seen a ghost. Stuarts RV was full of weapons and survival gear.
